Would You like to Become Better at Being Poor?
It could be free, but why not pay for it?
Full disclosure, I’ll try to sell you something at the end of this article. But first, let me deliver some value for free.
Are you poor but feeling like you could do a better job at being poor? Or maybe you’re rich but would like to get poor? This article is for you.
It’s not a scam.
Follow these two simple strategies and get poorer. 100% guarantee (and 100% no refund policy)
#1 Follow influencers on Instagram
These brilliant — and ethical — individuals will genuinely pretend to be authentically excited about any product if a company pays them enough money.
For extreme reference, Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer star with 300 million followers on Instagram, “can command as much as $1.6m for one single post endorsing a product.”
To get poorer
Follow Cristiano (or Kim, The Rock, or Selena) and buy any product he sponsors on Instagram.
Poor-tip
If you want to feel unique, you can always follow someone a bit more niche. Mrs. or Mr. Niche will also be genuinely pretending to be authentically excited about any product. The difference? The post will look less professional, and they’ll get fewer moolahs out of it.
#2 Buy bundles in grocery stores and hypermarkets
Bundled products have a cheaper cost per pound than units sold separately for one good reason.
Good for the seller, not the consumer.
The reason? Bundles make you buy more of the product. Typically, more than you need.
The more you buy today, the more you’ll have it available at home, the more you’ll consume, and the more you’ll want in the future.
To get poorer
Buy bundles as much and as regularly as possible, and avoid any moderation in your consumption.
Poor-tip
Chips and sugary drinks are your best choices. Regular consumption can lead to health problems like higher blood pressure, heart disease, and diabetes. There’s no better way to get poor faster.
Check out time
Apply the strategies described above, and you’ll make a solid step forward on your path to being poor. But you can do better.
Now I’m going to sell you something.
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- Second, you can buy my course on becoming better at being poor.
And, SPECIAL OFFER, if you buy them together, I’ll give you a special discount. What about +13% compared to the usual price?
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