Workplace Allergies
A parody of ‘These are a few of my favorite things’
I’ve written this as a parody to the famous Julie Andrews song in Sound of Music, These are a few of my favorite things. It might read better if you sign along to it; that’s the way I wrote it. Enjoy!
Unsolicited marketing, like spamming contests People asking for money, contacts, and projects Thinking that I have the budgets of kings These are a few of my allergic things
Watching online events, webinars & Zoom calling Shredding my stomach, might be more amusing Please don’t assign, any more trainings These are a few of my allergic things
Fifteen hours of meetings later, they are still talking So much confusion, the customers are balking I’ve spaced out, dreaming of Saturn’s rings These are a few of my allergic things
When the stores shut, When the lockdowns hurt, When I am feeling sad, I simply remember my allergic things, And then I don’t feel, so bad.
