Witnesses to a Crime of Passion — Teaser

A Pet’s Point of View… Of their Owners Doing the Nasty

We can’t help but love our Pets. It’s a challenge at times to love our spouse, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover. Forcing us to try our hardest with other humans. But when it comes to our Pets, the love is easy and unconditional.

Our Pets will join, watch or guard us as we do our bathroom business. Claw our toilet paper or stick their snouts into our underwear. They are our protectors from the Mail Man, the Amazon Lady, a Repair Guy, or those two squirrels… whose lovemaking is more impressive than yours…

Always watching, guarding, ready to act. Then there’s that one harmless leaf… blowing in the front yard! They know it’s pure evil! The Devil itself, ready to kill us all! But our Pets will stand their ground and will bark or meow at it… all… fucking... day!

Our moments together are special... precious... full of love, caring and memories to last a lifetime...

Until it’s time for us to “Do the Nasty” and all bets are off! The careful dance we must perform will be tricky and dangerous! Getting into the bedroom without our watchers following just a few paws behind us. We become the Spies on a Secret Mission while they become our archenemies... determined to stop us at all costs!

It’s time to go into the Minds of Our Pets!