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Witchy interviews Sally Prag on Medium, discussing her writing journey, unconventional life choices, and quirky hypotheticals, while promoting her Goddess Collective Tee Shirt range and emphasizing the importance of self-expression and mental well-being.

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In an engaging and humorous interview conducted by Witchy on Medium, Sally Prag opens up about her transition from shyness to empowerment through writing. She shares her love for writing as a means of self-expression and processing thoughts, her unique experiences such as building a yurt and playing the bagpipes, and her views on unconventional living. The interview includes playful questions about right-clicking on people, homicidal chickens, and the lives of cutlery, revealing Sally's creative and whimsical personality. Sally also addresses her life goals, which include supporting her family, contributing to meaningful causes, and helping others feel good about themselves. The conversation concludes with a promotion of her organic tee shirt line, emphasizing her commitment to positivity and environmental consciousness.

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  • Sally Prag values writing as a tool for personal growth and connection with others.
  • She embraces a lifestyle that challenges conventional norms, as seen in her choice to live on a farm and build a yurt.
  • Sally has a humorous and imaginative approach to life, as evidenced by her responses to hypothetical scenarios.
  • She believes in the power of self-expression and creativity, exemplified by her Goddess Collective Tee Shirt range.
  • Sally aims to make a positive impact on the world through her online activities and by supporting arts, environmental, and humanitarian projects.
  • Witchy, as the interviewer, brings a light-hearted and mystical perspective to the conversation, highlighting the importance of mental health and self-acceptance.

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Witchy Interviews Sally Prag on Bagpipes, Homicidal Chickens, and Deeply Disturbing Entertainment 😳

Plus some other fascinating stuff…

Photo courtesy of Sally Prag (Oooh, she’s so pretty!)

Note from Liberty: In case you missed previous news on this topic, this is part of a series of interviews of writers for Hope, Healing and Humour, and Shorties But Goodies. Last week, Witchy asked if she could do an interview and in the end, we decided she could do all of them!

Therefore…this interview is conducted by Witchy, who doesn’t have her own Medium account so she’s borrowing mine. I have no idea what’s about to happen…😳

Hello, Everyone!

Oh, dear, I am scared! And excited. I have never done an interview before but I saw the one Liberty did last week and will try to follow what she did. Hmm. I just heard her mumble, “Uh-oh.” She looks nervous. Maybe she got bad news.

Anyway, I borrowed a few of the questions she asked Vidya last week and I did my best to think of more good ones to ask Sally Prag. I hope you like them.

Are you ready? I hope so. I’m not sure I am, but here we go!

1. What do you love most about writing?

I was originally drawn to writing because I used to be very shy and unsure of myself. Speaking was a problem — I would get lost for words often and words didn’t come to me easily when speaking with others. I was the worst at holding an argument or standing up for myself because I never had words to say.

Writing was my only way of processing what was in my head, and so I wrote a lot. I have kept a journal for many years because of this. Some years back, when I started trying to create an income online, I found that I really loved expressing myself to others with the written word — in blogs, social media, whatever — and started to really develop a knack for writing in an engaging and entertaining way.

Writing is still by far the best way for me to purge everything that is in my head. I feel as if I am talking with my best friends when I write, and we are having a laugh about the unexpected flow of words that comes forth. It’s really fun!

And, by writing from the heart, it’s such a powerful way to impact others.

Witchy: Wow. You used to be shy, too? I am very shy. But sh-h-h-h! Don’t tell anyone! It will ruin my image of being a mysterious witch!

You have been doing a lot of writing for a long time! It is obvious because you write so well and your stories are so good!

Liberty and I both love to read your work but oh, no! It could be dangerous for her! After all those divorces (17? 62? I can’t remember. It’s a lot), she should probably not go near anything that might lead to engagement.

Note from Liberty: 🤦🏻‍♀️

2. Is there anything unusual about you or your life that you would like to share?

I love to do things a little bit different from the conventional way.

Living in London during my university years made me realise how detached people are from basic survival skills and I decided that I wanted to live the opposite to a modern, city existence. So, I explored the country through the organisation, WWOOF (Willing Workers on Organic Farms), and ended up moving more permanently to a farm in Cornwall where things like permaculture and veganism were practised and taught.

While I was at the farm, I built my own yurt from scratch. The wood came from the neighbouring Dutchy land (owned by Prince Charles — ssshhh don’t tell him). They were baby ash trees that would have been cut anyway from their horrible monocropping conifer wood. I stripped the bark by hand and steam-bent the wood over an old oil drum with water boiling on an outdoor fire.

I even stitched the original cover on a treadle sewing machine I had bought in India!

Other unusual things — I play the bagpipes, although I am very rusty on them, so I play recorder instead (Kristen Stark) to keep up practice of the music. Just until I have the chance to have my pipes overhauled and more time to get them out. I do have neighbours to consider!

Actually, I do really love playing the recorder…Kristen! I play the flute as well but that’s not so weird!

Witchy: Oh, my goodness! You have done scary and amazing things! I am completely impressed! I had to ask Liberty what a yurt was (and I won’t tell Prince Charles what you did!).

I would love to live on a farm. I think it would be a lot like when I lived in the Transylvania Forest. Except without trees. Or pinhead ex-boyfriend vampires. And I didn’t blow up anything. Well, mostly. 🙄

Oh, boy! I love the flute. It sounds so pretty!

You play with a bag of rusty pipes? That is…um…unusual. No wonder you worry about your neighbours. All that clanging must be very loud.

3. What options would you make for right-clicking on people?

I assume that you mean if I was to right click on walking, talking humans?

In which case, I would definitely right-click on my kids to do more tidying up and washing dishes. Perhaps the odd shoulder and back massage would be nice too!

When we go to the beach in the summer, it would be nice to right-click on people who can’t reverse down Devon lanes so that they suddenly find they can. Or maybe just right-click them to a part of the country that doesn’t involve a lot of narrow lanes — I mean, why drive down narrow lanes if you can’t work out how to get past cars coming in the opposite direction.

There you go…now you know my biggest pet hate too!

Witchy: Yes! That is what I meant. Right-clicking on walking, talking humans.

What a good idea to right-click to make someone wash dishes! My cauldron, Enchantra, washes ours. I kept breaking them. Ever since my magic was broken, I am not so good in the kitchen. The Fire Department isn’t too happy with me. 🙄

4. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant, and how would they do it?

I can’t bear to think about anyone killing elephants, let alone chickens.

Big meanies! I don’t care how many it takes, just get a life, you mean chickens!

Witchy: That’s a good answer! Those dumb chickens are homicidal maniacs. Have you ever been chased by them? I have! It’s terrifying! And they peck, peck, peck your little blue legs off. Well, okay, not your little blue legs. Mine.

Ouchie.

5. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

A couple of pairs of thongs, some leather dog collars, webbing straps, a couple of lengths of chain, a horse whip, a feather duster and some squirty cream.

I would then say to her/him, “The TV is broken so I am making my own alternative evening entertainment. Do you have any good suggestions for a fun evening activity?”

Witchy: 😳

6. What would be the worst possible name for a dental office?

Plaque Busters? The Floss Fairy? The Denture Bench? The Extractor Factor? Do any of those sound tempting?

Witchy: I just learned about dentists recently. We didn’t have those in the Transylvania Forest.

When I heard about them, I wasn’t sure if I would like them. But now I am very sure I would not! The Extractor Factor?? Oh, dear!

7. You are a piece of cutlery. You’re lying in a dark drawer all day with all the other cutlery. What goes on in there?

Well, for starters, there is a bit of animosity between the forks and the knives. They clash quite a lot, and the knives can be really sharp with the forks.

There’s a lot of forks and sometimes one of them falls into the knife compartment. There’s nothing they can do until our owner opens the drawer, sees the fallen fork, and moves it. I have had to listen to a fork weeping for hours at a time while it’s being bullied by the knives.

Mind you, we’re all a bit afraid of the forks. They do feel quite threatening. And, like I said, there are a lot of them.

I am only a teaspoon. I do have a pretty engraving of a clown on me, though. I think some of the other cutlery can get a bit jealous about that, but none of the spoons. We actually have a lot of fun; we play ourselves and make music for hours, harmonising with the big spoons and trying to drown out the squabbling of the knives and forks.

Witchy: Oh, my. I am glad I am not a spoon! Forks and knives are too pointy and scary for me, even without all the yelling. I would not want to be around them if they were fighting.

And I had no idea knives could be so mean. Pinheads!

But you must have an awful lot of fun because I hear many people talking about spooning, or saying they want to be the big spoon or the little spoon. Maybe they don’t know about all the yelling.

8. What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself?

I was once squatting on the floor and put my hand up to grab the edge of a table to pull myself up. I didn’t notice that there was an empty wooden bowl right where I grabbed and, as I went to pull my body weight up, I actually pulled the side of the bowl down. It flipped over and hit me so hard on the head that I had a proper egg shaped lump for several days.

Witchy: Oh, dear. That is definitely a dumb way to get hurt. I think you should have got a prize.

9. If your life had theme music like on TV, what would it be?

Ooh… Recently, this tune came up in some random “radio” I had playing on Spotify and it’s definitely my tune of the moment.

It sums up my life, and me — a bouncy, quirky mix of different styles and cultures; swing, klezmer, Parisian café-style, and a circus clown-theme all seem to come out of this piece of music:

Witchy: That really does sound like you! Wow! That is amazing!

You say, “a circus-clown theme.” Are you a circus clown? Can you do clown tricks? Do you have really big feet? Oh, boy! The circus! I have never been to the circus! Can Liberty and I come and watch you do your clown things? Do you have one of those teeny little cars for all your clown friends? Will you squirt water at me from a flower on your jacket? Oh, please! That would be such fun! Can we have cotton candy? I’m so excited!

Liberty: (shoots Witchy a stern look)

10. A bunch of toothbrushes are standing in the toothbrush holder. One of them, Walter, has OCD. Every time he has to go to work, he freaks out about the bacteria from being in someone’s mouth. He hates his job! Making it worse, the others always tease him. He is desperate to escape! Should he leave? And if so, what would he do for his next job?

Oh, he should definitely leave. It sounds way too bad for his mental state.

However, I know that the only way to actually cure OCD (and it is curable) is to be forced to deal with the things that freak you out. So, I think he should do a stint as a toilet brush before leaving the bathroom altogether, working his way through being a dish brush, then an indoor broom, to eventually become a silver-polishing cloth. That would definitely be a promotion worth working towards.

Witchy: You are right! Walter’s mental state is terrible! Yesterday, I found him hanging in the toothbrush holder blowing spit-bubbles. 😳

And you’re right about OCD being curable. I only know about it because Liberty told me she had it many years ago and it was messing up her life! She didn’t have to deal with the things that freaked her out, though. She did something much easier than that but I’m sure I’ll get it wrong so I had better not try to explain it.

I think you have a good idea for Walter to try to get a promotion. That’s so clever! But…I’m not sure how he’d feel about that toilet brush job. 🤢 I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t help a lot with his OCD.

I told him he should go to school and become an architect or maybe a chef. He could even sell balloons or hot dogs in the park! Or be a clown. Ooo, that’s exciting! Because then he could play with you in the circus!

11. What is the greatest thing you hope to achieve in your life?

This is probably a really boring end to the interview but, on a serious note, quite simply, it would be to be able to bring enough income to support my family in any way needed, and enough to be able to support really worthwhile projects in the arts, environment, and humanitarian causes — all from my online activities, while maintaining my joy in everything I do.

That would feel like a massive achievement!

And, otherwise, my main goal in life is simply to help people feel really darned good about themselves, in a really positive way.

Which brings me to (shameless promotion time) my Goddess Collective Tee Shirt range. I created this range of organic tee shirt designs, simply to add a few giggles and smiles to the world:

Witchy: I saw your Tee shirts!!! They are so so so good! I love them. Thank you for sharing them here.

About your life goal — that sounds perfect to me. I love that you want to help people feel good about themselves. I had a hard time with that after — well, you know, all that bad stuff happened in the Transylvania Forest. So I know how important it is to do this for people.

And everything else you said sounds like a great life to me. I wish I had a family. I mean, a “people” kind of family. I had my coven of witches and the vampires and my other friends in the Forest. It was so hard to lose all of them, especially because of the way they treated me.

But I’m so glad I’m making a new family now with Liberty and some friends in England, and here on Medium. I hope I can make lots of new ones, the kind that feel like family.

Thank you for letting me interview you, Sally. You gave such great answers and I had fun! I hope you did, too, and I hope my questions were smart!

💜 Visit Witchy’s Cottage, her little shop of crystals and other bits, or perhaps buy a Witch’s Brew in support of her journey. 💜

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