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is his wife americano? do they have seven shitbricks? <a href="undefined">Kristen Stark</a> has seven as well. are they the same shitbricks?</p><p id="cded">will he go back for a second colonoscopy with <a href="undefined">Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)</a> just for the fun of it?</p><p id="7acc">will he return to <a href="undefined">Martin French</a>’s condo en acapulco for more naked swivel chair races with angie and jade? (we miss you, smiley, xxx)</p><p id="53d1">will ev ever ban him? will ev ever pay him? will ev ever say: “fuck it, you can have medium.com, i’m done.”</p><p id="e5bb">does smelly have a supercomputer? do his kids do all his work while he and his wife eat chicken pizza in their pillow tent?</p><figure id="a022"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*qMVr55KBp-NPQErd"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@mrvphotography?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Marv Watson</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a>;<b> chic

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hen itza. aka, chicken pizza.</b></figcaption></figure><p id="1cbf">is smillew <a href="undefined">BichoDoMato</a>’s conjoined twin? when were they separated? are they separated?</p><p id="03b6">will he visit the hookah lounge en calzoncillos to be roasted? (closed mon & tues, karaoke wed & thurs.)</p><p id="ee50">will he publish this in ‘the pub’?</p><p id="727f">hugs from the triplets, tio smillew. carrie ann, stephanie & katie.</p><p id="f17e">©annjames2022</p><div id="f571" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/want-to-be-published-17126153ecb0"> <div> <div> <h2>Want to Be Published?</h2> <div><h3>The Pub is the write place to go</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*nkd8epsyUzpHBhlgGxmjLg.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

will the real smillew rahcuef please step forward . . .

yes, we’ve all wondered. is smillew for real? is his name an anagram? (miles chauffer)?

is he hungarian? his english is perfect, perhaps he is canadian?

does he live in poland? his post card is from poland. does he live in portland? is his wife americano? do they have seven shitbricks? Kristen Stark has seven as well. are they the same shitbricks?

will he go back for a second colonoscopy with Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) just for the fun of it?

will he return to Martin French’s condo en acapulco for more naked swivel chair races with angie and jade? (we miss you, smiley, xxx)

will ev ever ban him? will ev ever pay him? will ev ever say: “fuck it, you can have medium.com, i’m done.”

does smelly have a supercomputer? do his kids do all his work while he and his wife eat chicken pizza in their pillow tent?

Photo by Marv Watson on Unsplash; chichen itza. aka, chicken pizza.

is smillew BichoDoMato’s conjoined twin? when were they separated? are they separated?

will he visit the hookah lounge en calzoncillos to be roasted? (closed mon & tues, karaoke wed & thurs.)

will he publish this in ‘the pub’?

hugs from the triplets, tio smillew. carrie ann, stephanie & katie.

©annjames2022

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