Why We Need a Political Diaper?
BS is everywhere. From the politicians who tell you their poopy cock plans are the only way to ensure your country can be great to countries who insist on ridiculous BS laws that destroy lives.
It is all poop. That is why we need a diaper to contain the politics coming from most leaders' dairy airs.
Before we start on this journey, one thing. This is the most serious blog you have ever read talking about poop and politics.
The goal before we are done is to insult everyone because let’s be honest no one is innocent. Except for small animals and babies. They don’t know better.
However, if you are an adult anywhere on this planet, then you are full of poop if you think you are not part of the problem. From apathetic non-voters in peaceful democracies to extremist leaders of a small despotic nation, we are all to blame.
This is a call to arms for us to finally talk openly and honestly about everything that is wrong on this planet.
From cancel culture to our disregard of the environment to the January 6th insurrection to how we might just ruin this beautiful planet. A small number of actors have convinced the rest of the world that is beneficial for everyone to suffer. It is time to defecate all over the wrongs. so we can save this little blue marble we call Earth.
What is the Poop Rating Scale?
To help with identifying how bad people are, we create a Poop Rating Scale. Essentially, it is a 5 system to show how full of BS people are about a topic.
Poop Rating Scale
5- Go to the ER because it looks like you have a deadly case of shit-in-mouth disease
4–Do you work at the shit factory because it seems like that is all you talk about lately?
3- I am so sorry to hear about how you poop all over yourself when discussing (fill in the blank).
2- Wow! You usually know what you are talking about, but when you started talking about (fill in the blank), you sounded like a horse's ass!
1- Excuse me! I think you have a little manure in your teeth.
0- This is unprecedented. You told the truth, and it was helpful.
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