Why Thieves Make the Best Writers
Parents, teachers, and even God himself have cautioned us: Don’t steal! Here’s a twist: Steal from the right people, and only what is valuable.

Creative minds often stumble over the idea that their work must embody ‘originality’ to hold value.
I wish to dispel our restrictive obsession with originality; embracing the art of effective stealing can be liberating for a writer. This isn’t a call for plagiarism but a practical approach to avoid the undue burden of always having to be entirely unique in writing.
It Starts With Psychology
‘I have never in my life attempted to compose anything original.’
— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Do you know why modern pop music, vile and uninspiring as it is, manages to be so commercially successful year after year?
Because the industry relies on human psychology to guarantee a constant stream of revenue. There is no guesswork in the music industry. They’ve conducted tests and studies to know what will rake in the cash. The majority of songs that line the top charts today use the same few chord progressions to create a sense of familiarity with the masses.
In other words, familiarity begets comfort. The brain loves novelty, but it appreciates order and safety above anything else.
Creativity, however, is unpredictable and chaotic
An original work can either succeed or fail, possibly alienating a segment of the target audience. Thus, creativity is not a reliable business model in the music industry.
In understanding this, the big challenge lies in presenting old things in new ways and recognising the patterns contributing to effective writing. For instance, in fiction, the most prevalent pattern is the hero’s journey. In advertising, essential elements include product placement and capturing the audience’s attention. Blogs often rely on concise and easily digestible structures to cater to our internet-fried attention spans.
In essence, despite evolving cultural norms, the human brain remains constant. Strategies effective generations ago continue to be effective today, though the mediums have evolved.
Steal Like a Pro
‘Good artists copy, great artists steal.’
— Pablo Picasso
Consider ‘pastiche’, a French term referring to an artistic amalgamation where imitation intersects with innovation, creating something novel.
Quentin Tarantino exemplifies this, merging varied cinematic influences and cultivating a rich, ‘original’ style. He never attended film school but was self-educated during his younger days while working as a movie clerk in a video store. He watched anything and everything available to him, and thus became known for having an almost encyclopedic knowledge of film.
He once said in an interview, ‘I steal from every single movie ever made.’
Pretty bold, Quentin!
To kickstart your career as a bona fide thief, embrace the practice of copy work
Begin by hand-writing passages from works you deeply admire, replicating each word with care and precision.
This practice nurtures appreciation and understanding, allowing the subtleties and nuances of the style to be absorbed and internalised. Copywork is best practised with pen and paper; writing by hand enables the brain to pick up more of the stylistic nuances and structural features of the composition.
As the saying goes, ‘God is in the details,’ and regular copy work exercises unveil the vitality that gave birth to those esteemed masterpieces of literature.
Go ahead, and pick up a classic
Immerse yourself in work that has withstood the test of time. Ernest Hemingway is a good starting point with his brief yet punchy sentences.
H.P. Lovecraft, a literary genius in his own right, offers an insightful suggestion: ‘An excellent habit to cultivate is the analytical study of the King James Bible. For simple, yet rich and forceful English, this masterly production is hard to equal.’
To steal effectively, delve deeply into the works of the masters. Read between the lines and strive to reinterpret their brilliance with your unique flavour. By doing this, you’ll capture the essence of their work, and over time, contribute meaningfully to the craft.
Borrowing from the masters is not an act to be frowned upon
Their success speaks for itself and should be reason enough for us to imitate their methods. After all, they too recognised the merit in embracing what works.
So, be pragmatic.
If something proves effective, leverage it to its utmost potential.
Innovate Like a Mad Man!
‘If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.’
— Isaac Newton
Consider this: Beyond creative realms, the quest for originality doesn’t hold as much weight
Take scientists — they value contributions that edge humanity closer to undiscovered truths rather than the sheer novelty of their studies. Science flourishes on established principles, continuously refined over centuries.
Writing, too, melds science with art. History and research guide us, pinpointing what resonates and what falls flat. Techniques of style, punctuation, grammar — we are bound by the language that we use. To be truly original, one would strive to invent entire lexicons.
Given these foundations, we see that understanding the constraints and the expansive potentials of language shapes our own expressions. Such knowledge paves the way for informed creativity.
But excellence isn’t stumbled upon — it is a cultivated, earned achievement
‘Your right is to perform your duty only, but never to its fruits. Let not the fruits of action be your motive, nor let your attachment be to inaction.’
— Bhagavad Gita: Chapter 2, Verse 47
Ancient wisdom suggests focusing on the dedication to work, rather than solely on the fruits it bears. Such an approach fosters commitment, reflected in the quality and impact of one’s creations.
Beyond mere effort lies a fundamental truth
Passion fuels persistent pursuit, and in that relentless journey, inspiration strikes, uncovering groundbreaking paths, until, one day, an apple falls from a tree and bonks you on the head.
In closing, embrace practical wisdom: Steal, but with discernment and respect; quit obsessing over originality; immerse yourself in your craft, allowing innovation to blossom naturally.
Optimism remains our best friend on this fulfilling journey.
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