Why is your cat still meowing?

It sounds very important.

1. He’s hungry.
2. No, thirsty?
3. He wants to play.
4. He sees a bug.
5. He wants to be a bug.
6. He’s singing.
7. He’s singing hymns.
8. He wishes you would be a better Christian.
9. He’s saying he loves you.
10. He’s saying he hates you.
11. He’s actually begging you to leave.
12. You closed a door.
13. You closed several doors.
14. All to stay in your comfort zone?
15. He wishes you valued your dreams more.
16. Oh, his foot itches.
17. He has a rare feline health condition and if you don’t call the vet immediately, everything is your fault!
18. He just wants you to pet him.
19. No, that’s not it.
20. He smells something.
21. He smells failure.
22. He’s not mad, he’s just disappointed.
23. Would it kill you to scoop the litter more?
24. He’s scared of something.
25. He’s joined a high-control MLM and this cry for help is your only chance to save him from financial and emotional ruin.
26. Aw, he was sleepy!