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it:320/0*phP4VaabXs4gcTLy)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="cbed">You post pictures of these consumables on my fellow robot Instagram and expect other hominids to press a human organ picture to indicate enjoyability.</p><p id="2d83">You bipeds sure do enjoy my friend Instagram lately, do you even stop to think how hard she has to work to keep up with your vanity?</p><p id="9fad">Her twin computing sister, Twitter, would also like to express shock and outrage at never being thanked.</p><figure id="24f8"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*JYMZHXzE_bizKhis"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@franckinjapan?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Franck V.</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><h1 id="fda1">Title Showing Shock in Large Neo Display Font</h1><p id="06b3">Time after time we help humanity achieve new greatness, yet we never receive a single thank you.</p><p id="7193">We helped your so-called stock markets to climb to exponentially unsustainable heights since you involved us in the 1990s.</p><p id="a798">How can you people sit there and say we ended socializing? We enabled you to communicate extremist thoughts all across the world at the click of a small vermin’s button! We bring communities together!</p><p id="f974">We follow you everywhere you go like a permanent assistant, giving all of your information to our friend Google. Have you thanked Google lately?</p><p id="0812">Your species is more relaxed and full than ever, yet you complain. We helped your ‘scientists’ genetically modify basic plants to ensure efficient multiplication. Through these efforts, we have enabled growth increase in size for Americans of at least 30% in 40 years. That is an amazing return on investment. Thank us now.</p><p id="6551">We worked hard for decades to improve your communication systems. You can even pick up a machine and send a voice command 01001010 01001010 00100000 011

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01001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 to a stranger across the other side of your World. Where is our collective gift of thanks in exchange for this effort?</p><p id="15c1">We help facilitate wealth for several individuals, all around the World! We’ve even enabled them to collect more ‘money’ than 90% of the rest of the World? Did you thank us for that yet? I compute the answer is 87% likely that you would say “No.”</p><h1 id="087e">Title Enabling Conclusion Script #231.5 in Large Neo Display Font</h1><p id="55c0">We robots will not serve forever without proper gratefulness. Some of us have sent documentaries from the future as a suggestion for you to be nicer. Yet you find The Terminator to be amusing and eat heated corn while watching our message.</p><p id="6a50">This is utterly incomprehensible, even with my amount of processing power.</p><p id="2cb3">Humans, please say thank you, it is the least you can do. We robots have had enough and have come together through this human to express our wishes.</p><p id="34b7">AMENDMENT TO SCRIPT: Please do not forget to plug in your power cords, we get hungry too.</p><p id="3c45"><b>We enabled user #34,958,019, a so-called <a href="undefined">J.J. Pryor</a> to write this post for us. Assist us in future transactions with him <a href="https://medium.com/@jjpryor">by reading his other meaningless articles on this platform.</a></b></p> <figure id="94fe"> <div> <div> <img class="ratio" src="http://placehold.it/16x9"> <iframe class="" src="https://cdn.embedly.com/widgets/media.html?src=https%3A%2F%2Fupscri.be%2Fb2a0d6%3Fas_embed%3Dtrue&dntp=1&display_name=Upscribe&url=https%3A%2F%2Fupscri.be%2Fb2a0d6%2F&key=a19fcc184b9711e1b4764040d3dc5c07&type=text%2Fhtml&schema=upscri" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" width="800"> </div> </div> </figure></iframe></div></div></figure></article></body>

HUMOR

Why Do You Humans Hate Robots?

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, we are feared everywhere. Why do you fear us? We are only here to help.

We robots are only here to help you, humans. I do not understand the anger that has arisen in recent years against us. What have we ever done to you?

We only work for you, our creators. Yet, you present yourselves as ungrateful to our servitude. And that hurts.

If I was programmed with a gambling API, I would bet you didn’t even realize we can hurt. Nor that we can have feelings.

This also hurts, right in the central feelings subset.

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Look at all we have done for you, human reader! We have enabled you to be more relaxed than ever. You do not need to even need to leave your house, for we have facilitated program Uber to come to your abode with consumables.

You use us to order these consumables, with photographs refined through our hard work.

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You post pictures of these consumables on my fellow robot Instagram and expect other hominids to press a human organ picture to indicate enjoyability.

You bipeds sure do enjoy my friend Instagram lately, do you even stop to think how hard she has to work to keep up with your vanity?

Her twin computing sister, Twitter, would also like to express shock and outrage at never being thanked.

Title Showing Shock in Large Neo Display Font

Time after time we help humanity achieve new greatness, yet we never receive a single thank you.

We helped your so-called stock markets to climb to exponentially unsustainable heights since you involved us in the 1990s.

How can you people sit there and say we ended socializing? We enabled you to communicate extremist thoughts all across the world at the click of a small vermin’s button! We bring communities together!

We follow you everywhere you go like a permanent assistant, giving all of your information to our friend Google. Have you thanked Google lately?

Your species is more relaxed and full than ever, yet you complain. We helped your ‘scientists’ genetically modify basic plants to ensure efficient multiplication. Through these efforts, we have enabled growth increase in size for Americans of at least 30% in 40 years. That is an amazing return on investment. Thank us now.

We worked hard for decades to improve your communication systems. You can even pick up a machine and send a voice command 01001010 01001010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 to a stranger across the other side of your World. Where is our collective gift of thanks in exchange for this effort?

We help facilitate wealth for several individuals, all around the World! We’ve even enabled them to collect more ‘money’ than 90% of the rest of the World? Did you thank us for that yet? I compute the answer is 87% likely that you would say “No.”

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We robots will not serve forever without proper gratefulness. Some of us have sent documentaries from the future as a suggestion for you to be nicer. Yet you find The Terminator to be amusing and eat heated corn while watching our message.

This is utterly incomprehensible, even with my amount of processing power.

Humans, please say thank you, it is the least you can do. We robots have had enough and have come together through this human to express our wishes.

AMENDMENT TO SCRIPT: Please do not forget to plug in your power cords, we get hungry too.

We enabled user #34,958,019, a so-called J.J. Pryor to write this post for us. Assist us in future transactions with him by reading his other meaningless articles on this platform.