Rant
Why Do Earthlings Continue To Exist?
We should have been extinct long ago
But at the rate we’re going, it won’t be much longer now. About 23,200,000 results (0.76 seconds) after searching for, “Miami Declares State of Emergency” on Google. What in the actual…
Yo, politicians in and around Miami. Question.
WAS IT WORTH IT?
Did you get all of the tourists’ dollars you were hoping for? Is that why NOW you’re closing spring break down and not cutting it off at the knees BEFORE all of the kids showed up?
BEFORE all of the hotels were booked up?
BEFORE all of the beach shops were fully stocked?
BEFORE all of the bars made sure all of the kegs were on tap?
BEFORE…?
BEFORE…?
BEFORE…?
WTF. You make me SO sick. It’s always about the money with you people. FK what it does to the economy in the long run when COVID takes over, right? You made that money now you get to spend it on health care and funeral expenses.
Einsteins.
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“Interim City Manager Raul Aguila declared a state of emergency in the city on Saturday.” From where? The safe space fat assed Teddy was sneaking off to when Texas was hit with an ass load of snow, maybe?
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“Miami Beach Declares State Of Emergency Over Uncontrollable Crowds,” Well, what did you think was going to happen??? That COVID would roll out so the Young and the Stupid could roll in??
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They showed up with mommy and daddy’s credit cards, and this happened. “Miami Beach officers shoot pepper balls into spring break crowds to enforce emergency curfew.” They traded shots of tequila for pepper ball shots.
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‘We Will Continue to Rage’: SWAT Breaks Up Massive Crowds Defying Curfew in Miami Beach
The influx of tourists has infuriated Miami Beach residents, most of whom could not be found among the crowds dancing in the streets on Saturday night.
“Time and time again during this pandemic, tourists are ruining everything,” a 29-year-old resident told The Daily Beast.
But then you have this asshole…
Jones said he was in Miami Beach for a week with friends — and they had no plans to slow down. “We will continue to rage. The bars are great.”
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