
Deluded Custodian Teaser
Who Teased the Strippers?
I’d like to tickle tongues with that Delia Wartenhauser…
“I think that gig went well boys,” Chief LoftyNads stated as he plonked himself down at the bar with a pint of hammyhop juice. “We were treated to lots of mealworm.”
“Those gals were something else,” Officer QuickTongue replied. “I’d like to tickle tongues with that Delia Wartenhauser before she croaks.” He peeped, happy with his joke. “What about you, Joey?” The toad inquired of the third member of the stripper troupe.
“Well, I wouldn’t say no to a tumble with the birthday girl herself. I’d certainly like to give her some thrills with my spikey quills,” The hedgehog enthusiastically exclaimed, knocking back his hog-cocktail¹.
“Where are we at tomorrow night?” LoftyNads asked.
“Over at the chicken house, I think. Better keep out of the way from that Polish Top-Hat Cock². Lords it over those hens like he owns them,” The toad croaked.
“Yeah, he is a little eggs-centric for sure!”
With that, the three of them threw their heads back and chortled…

Don’t miss the story all about these Studly guys’ strip tease — by October winner Christine D Richardson
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References, (such a serious story needs them!)
2] A Complete Guide To The Tophat Chicken: https://www.heritageacresmarket.com/polish-chicken/ And yes it happens to be Polish too!
1] High on the Hog: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/high-on-the-hog/ A Yummy Slushy made with bourbon and maple.
'Who Teased the Strippers?' - original Fiction by May More...





