Who Said It: 1990s HR Video Sexual Harasser Or My Mom?

1. You have such nice legs. I’m glad you’re finally wearing something that shows them off.

2. Give me a hug. Not like that, a real hug! What’s the matter? Are you mad at me?

3. Why did you put your hair up? I like it better down.

4. Will you send me a picture of you in that new dress?

5. Did you change shampoo? Lean in closer to me. Please. I just want to smell it!

6. Who keeps calling? Is he your boyfriend? Do you let him stay over?

7. You didn’t even notice my new slacks. Do you like them? Do you think they’re flattering on me? You’re not even looking.

8. You really should try and smile more. Frowning like that will give you wrinkles.

9. Have you been working out? It shows.

10. Check out the figure on that lady— those perky breasts, that tiny waist. What a knockout!

11. What are you wearing? Nothing! I just think it looks a little mannish, that’s all.

12. Can I braid your hair later?

13. Have you thought about putting on some lipstick? It might help you not look so tired and washed out.

14. Somebody sure is grumpy today. Is it that time of the month?

15. All I’m saying is that if you’re going to wear that sweater, you might want to wear a different bra, one with a little more support.

16. Do you want one of my famous back rubs? Why not? Denise lets me.

17. It was just a joke. Geez! You girls are so sensitive nowadays.

Answers:

My Mom: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,16 & 17.

A version of this article originally appeared in Points in Case.