Where Should We Go?

We drank the non-potable water!
Hey, it isn’t my fault! The sign by the top of the hydrant fell off, and I’d tapped out of my water bottles miles back, facing down dusty trails and no streams. How could I pass up this chance to refill? It’s been a long, hot day and we’ve still got hours ahead to take down this footrace, man!
Whoa, that pre-race bagel is coming back on me now. Wish I had some flat Coke to give my guts.
Just my luck, not a tree in sight. We were in a forest for the first three hours, now we’re out here in desolation land without a field to go in.
What I wouldn’t give for a broken-down car right now.
