Christopher Robin

Summary

The website content humorously discusses a series of articles and musical references centered around the theme of "balls," featuring contributions from various authors and comedic songs.

Abstract

The article titled "GENTLEMEN DON’T WRITE ABOUT BALLS" on the webpage delves into a comedic and musical exploration of the theme of "balls," referencing a playful online exchange involving multiple authors and comedians. It specifically mentions Michael Burg, MD, also known as Medium Michael Burg, whose "balls" have been a subject of attention and playful envy. The piece reflects on the aging of musical and comedic references, questioning whether humor has progressed beyond the last two decades. The author expresses a sense of being late to the "Ball" game, as many others have already engaged with the theme. The article also references a "Battle of the Balls" on Songstories, with mentions of Krystal Mossbarger and Kristen St

GENTLEMEN DON’T WRITE ABOUT BALLS

Whenever Life Gets Me Down

I sing about my enormous…earworms

Is it too late to play with everyone’s balls? Specifically Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg)’s balls. I’ve been waiting to get my hands on them for months. It seems hundreds have already played with them. Guess I’ll be taking sloppy 342nds.

Is it a sign of old age when all your musical and comedic references start to come from 20+ years in the past? I mean, funny stuff has likely happened since then, right?

Much like the strange war/pool party that’s gone on over at Songstories, I’m totally lost in this Battle of the Balls. Krystal Mossbarger is over there pissing all over everything, and Kristen Stark has ruined…everything.

So here’s a little tune that will probably ruin your day. Seriously, it’s worth a minute of your time:

This song has crept into my mind since I heard it on the Bob and Tom show twenty years ago. It has made me laugh a ton but has proven to be an terrible earworm. (Raine Lore, this is the first response I could come up with for your “dicks” prompt. I know we’re trying to get away from balls and all)

And just because I feel left out by missing the whole “balls” fiasco at Doctor Funny, here’s a special one I’ve been saving.

Hey, everybody, have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salty balls.