When the sentence on your screen is, “The most I’ve spent on a pen is about $200.”

Terry L. Cooper

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When the sentence on your screen is, “The most I’ve spent on a pen is about $200.” and Grammarly wants to get frisky. Go home, Grammarly. You’re drunk.

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Terry L Cooper

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