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Summary

The article titled "THE BOY IS MINE" humorously describes a personal narrative where the author, Ann James, playfully asserts her claim over Chris Hemsworth against her Australian friends, highlighting her multilingual abilities, a gifted sweater dress, and a warning against time travel.

Abstract

In the whimsical piece "THE BOY IS MINE," Ann James engages with her Australian Medium.com followers, boasting about her proficiency in 9.5 languages and a thoughtful sweater dress she received, which she humorously associates with the smoke from nearby hills. She teases about keeping her time-traveling abilities a secret to avoid getting entangled in history like a kangaroo with the rabbit-proof fence. James lightheartedly threatens to visit Thor, a.k.a. Chris Hemsworth, to boogie board and ride seahorses, and plans to climb Mount Piddington with him, solidifying her connection to the actor. The article is a playful expression of fandom and friendship, inviting readers into her imaginative world.

Opinions

  • The author, Ann James, playfully claims a personal connection with Chris Hemsworth, suggesting a sense of ownership and familiarity.
  • She humorously warns against the dangers of time travel, using Australian cultural references like the rabbit-proof fence.
  • James takes pride in her multilingual skills, presenting it as a point of endearment to her Australian audience.
  • The mention of a sweater dress and smoke-filled hills adds a quirky, personal touch to the narrative, emphasizing the author's unique perspective.
  • The author's tone suggests a blend of affection and jest when discussing her interactions with "Thor" and their shared activities, such as boogie boarding and seahorse riding.
  • The article concludes with an invitation to follow "Sweary Mommy" for more of Ann James's engaging and colorful storytelling, indicating her confidence in her writing style and audience appeal.

THE BOY IS MINE

when sweary mommy tries to take chris hemsworth from me. . .

from ‘queen/king of the hill’

Photo by Mateusz Wacławek on Unsplash

a.j.: i’ve tol’ me aussie friends at medium.coma you speak 9.5 languages, and you knitted me a nice sweater dress to match the smoke comin’ down the hills last month. i dint tell them you’re also a time traveler. ye cannae be jumpin’ ‘bout in time like a kangaroo, you’ll end up tangled in the rabbit-proof fence. i’ll laugh me arse off at ye when i visit thor to boogie board and ride me sea horses.

then thor and i will climb Mount Piddington, he’ll tell me tales of asgard while we sit atop

my hill

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