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eriment.</li><li>Get rejected. Remember, the person would have rejected even if it wasn’t Valentines’ Day.</li><li>Get blocked. Reveal your liking for someone, and if care is taken to be borderline creepy, chances of you getting blocked is high.</li><li>Play the single people advocate. Post about how staying single is the best thing one can do, and how you don’t need another person to complete you.</li><li>Eat fries alone at McDonald’s without having to worry about sharing. There is a certain comfort in knowing all thos

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e fries are going to you. Love attacks your heart, so does cholesterol.</li><li>Visit cafes and witness cheesy moments; moments you dodged!</li><li>Read about St Valentine and realize how the current celebrations don’t have a lot of connection with him.</li><li>Video call a couple and third wheel, virtually.</li><li>Be a nerd and write a program to determine how many times “I Love You” was mentioned on Valentines’ Day.</li><li>Write an article about what single people can do on Valentines’ Day.</li></ol></article></body>

10 Things Single People Can Do On Valentines’ Day.

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  1. Learn a pickup line and test it on people you like. If it goes south, let them know it was an experiment.
  2. Get rejected. Remember, the person would have rejected even if it wasn’t Valentines’ Day.
  3. Get blocked. Reveal your liking for someone, and if care is taken to be borderline creepy, chances of you getting blocked is high.
  4. Play the single people advocate. Post about how staying single is the best thing one can do, and how you don’t need another person to complete you.
  5. Eat fries alone at McDonald’s without having to worry about sharing. There is a certain comfort in knowing all those fries are going to you. Love attacks your heart, so does cholesterol.
  6. Visit cafes and witness cheesy moments; moments you dodged!
  7. Read about St Valentine and realize how the current celebrations don’t have a lot of connection with him.
  8. Video call a couple and third wheel, virtually.
  9. Be a nerd and write a program to determine how many times “I Love You” was mentioned on Valentines’ Day.
  10. Write an article about what single people can do on Valentines’ Day.
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