What Should You Do When Nobody Gives A Shit

Take a bottle of laxatives, and start improvising.

So “There is always a bright side to look at things” — but sometimes, all it needs is a little push of humour into the mix and voila, you got yourself a change of perspective. Though how whimsical, and diabolically diarrheal it sounds; it definitely is a much better way of feeling the breeze even if it tends to give you the choke.

Life is like a box of chocolates when you got yourself a bottle of laxatives. You just feel like giving everyone a piece.

The neighbour, who seems to never catch ease. The teacher who speaks tirelessly indeed. The friends who never invite you, to treats. The people of whom that despise you; believe.

It’s hard, so hard — your mind daily reads. The news, the waves of chaos that breathes. Causing rifts between those you love, distant they become and suffering it burns.

Turning that smile into a disease, please can someone help me to release. This is what you feared, this is what it means. There is a summoning of anguish, intrigues. Someone who plots to throw you off, a game that reeks of vile fiends.

You roam trying to take a breather. The more you walk, the further you reach. Away from the ones you thought were your peeps. Tiring it gets, and sadness it seems to run through its course through your veins and your feelings.

Your emotions become dry, and your heart is at unease. Tougher it gets, day after day truly life wasn’t you had expected. Lonely you get, depression sets. Headaches and migraines become your only friend. Late at night, you can not rest. “Doesn’t it get better than this?”, you anxiously fret.

And then one day, you walk down the street. People passing one by one, oh look there’s your friend. Looks at you, and then avoids. You come to a recollection, that no one gives a shit. A motto, that seems to catch you by surprise. It becomes your life, one who desperately needs time. And in desperation do you truly realize, you are alone my friend. There is no one by your side.

And then it hits — this epiphany realized, “If no one knows you’re there, then you’ll make them realize.” You start to plan, a plot. Though how funny in your mind, thinking of a way to show them — what it’s like. To abandon someone who only wants to be in their light. The feeling of regret, of acceptance they will find — perhaps an understanding of your heartfelt reprise.

You put on your coat and your birthday smile. Picking up your wallet, to visit the store and buy. A bottle of laxatives, the best one of its kind. It said, on the label — “do not add more than twice.” But in that rush, you felt freedom removing your doubts and eyes. Picking a whole lot, while anxious you pay in full and tips to surprise.

Now the plot was set in motion, you aimed to pick the time. When all of them are gathered, mixing up all the bottles in the stew. The dinner where they did invite you — knowing how they had cast you aside.

It is a big night — A night of revenge. You calmly walk the gala floor. Smiling, meeting everyone in a zest for you truly know what’s about to go down. It will be an event, for which history will speak. A plot even Confucious could never possibly dream.

And now it’s time, as they gather around — your friends and all the people who gave you a tough round. Toasting as they smile with their fiendish teeth — for they do not know what’s mixed in those drinks. They then walk towards the food that’s been prepared, chomping down on it like a bag of hungry wolves.

Never knowing what each piece is laced with!? It is the sweet taste of revenge, by your hands — A bottle of laxatives. And then a guest breaks down shitting their pants. The medicine they needed, to become aware. The whole gala sinks in a chasm of stinking poop, while you walk away raising a glass to everyone that boomed.

Sipping every last drop of wine you wait, to see all their faces in awe — Shitstruck. Walking away, with your newly found ways of dealing with life and the people it brings.

Humming to the beat, as you whistle your way.

Laughing and Grinning with every step you take — No one gives a shit, well now they can!

Peace & Thank you so much for reading!