What Kind of Deranged Lunatic Doesn’t Reply to Comments?
I will write you another comment — never

I don’t want to actually tell you what I think of you because that would take and additional 5 minutes. I already spent 12 minutes reading your article, another 6 minutes highlighting it, and then left 3 comments on it. Well, I wrote 1 and deleted it. I wrote another and you must have deleted it. Then I left you a golden comment.
I don’t want want to brag or anything but my comment was probably better than your whole article. Within 4 lines, I summed up your article, helped you make your point, and then posed a super relevant question to help you clarify your point of view and show your expertise.
It’s been a full 24 hours and I noticed that you haven’t replied. No worries and no hard feelings. I have nothing against you and will continue to stand back and stand by until I hear from you further.
Write me from Bali
It’s not like I can see you’re busy but I really don’t know if you are or not. You’re one of these digital nomads so I know you don’t have a full-time job. I know you’re probably on an island somewhere reading this email on your spotty wifi.
I was planning to go to Bali but then this whole pandemic thing came about and I couldn’t go. Well, I don’t know if you’re in Bali or not but if you are, I appreciate people who travel to Bali and I appreciate the digital nomad lifestyle.
You have plenty of time to live your life on your own schedule and you have plenty of time to do life your way. It doesn’t bother me that you’re not replying to my comment but I hope you can when you find time. Unless it’s an internet issue. Although I’ve heard the wifi in Bali is excellent.
Fight me in Bali
If you are too busy to my comment, I get it. If you disagree with my comment, just come out and say it. You can agree with me in parts and disagree with me in parts. I will applaud you for your courage and for your strength in standing up for what you believe in.
If you don’t want to agree with me, that’s fine too. It’s your blog post and your reply to my comment. You have the right to say what you’re going to say. You don’t have to sugarcoat it. Just say whatever it is you have to say. Even if you disagree with me and want to challenge me, go for it. We are all independent thinkers here.
I can handle it. Really. Say it. I challenge you. If you’re hiding from me because you disagree with me, I challenge you to step up to the plate and tell me what’s on your mind. Come on punk. Say it to me. You’re a writer after all. You know how to use words. You stand up for ideas.
You’re always telling people how to take control of their lives. Why don’t you stand up and take control of your comments? Stand behind your posts. Tell me to my face that I’m wrong. Just try it.
I’m not going to hurt you or come to your house. I have no idea where you live. Your Instagram says Ubud but no idea where in Ubud that is. Your Instagram post says you take classes at the Jungle Monkey yoga studio but there’s no way in hell that I’m going to show up there to ask you why the hell you are ignoring me.
I’m not going to come looking for you at a yoga studio in Bali to pick a fight with you over a damn comment you didn’t reply too. You think I got that kind of time? Oh also, that little worldwide bug has us all on lockdown and travel restrictions. Can’t go to Bali even if I wanted to. I do want to go but not to tell you off. I just want to go to meditate and find inner peace.
Let’s count the way you hate me
Just tell me the f*** truth and stop hiding you, coward. Stand up. Say what you have to say. I can handle it. And if I can’t handle it, I’ll tell you.
Unless of course, you think you’re too good for me? Oh, big man on campus. Ohh…I get it. Let me see your follower count….
“I have 6000 followers. I’m Mr. Popular and too good to speak to you. I’m not going to grace you with my response or my reply. I have more important people to talk to like Medium curators and hundreds of my students who are enrolled in my paid courses…I don’t have time for petty commenters like you…I’m big time now.”
I also should have known that you hate people that live in my country. You don’t even have the decency to respond to people who live on my continent.
You think we are all unworthy of you replying to. Only people in countries who have Stripe accounts are worthy of your response. I get it, f*****. You’re only going to reply to people who pay your bills.
Since I’m not a paying member, you couldn’t give a damn about me. I’m an absolute 0 in your books. You’re the Godfather and I’m a lowly Italian peasant who’s coming to you for a favor. But you ain’t going to grant me any favor, you bastard cause I’m not Italian. If I was Italian and had a stripe account and Medium membership, you would care about me. You would give me the time of day. You would reply to my comment.
Time to block you and put a black magic spell on you
You know what, I’m done with you. Screw you.
You don’t deserve my time. I don’t know what first world reply game bullshit this is but you and your damn Medium account can go to hell.
I’m never commenting a single word on your page again. You can truly Go TO HELL. We are so done. Don’t even try to apologize. Don’t even try to talk to me. And at this point, don’t even try to leave a reply comment. People like you deserve to be eaten alive by mosquitoes or have monkeys steal your most valuable property.
I’m going to put a black magic spell on your ass and then we’ll see how much you care or don’t care about your lowly readers. When they freeze your account and boot you out of Medium only then you’ll wake up and care about the little peons who are paying for your lavish lifestyle.
Until then, do not contact me. Do not reply to me. Do not visit my page. I’ve had it up to here. You are dead in my books. I am going to withdraw my comment, block your damn profile and bash you every chance I get on other people’s comment section.
What kind of a loser, deranged lunatic doesn’t care about the people who supported you to get to where you are. My reading, formulating and expressing my deepest heart’s intention to support you…just squashed my comment and me like a beautiful rose. I gave freely with my heart and you destroyed me with your silence and your nonchalance.
Take your attitude, narcissism and your arrogance to Quora, you *******!!! **** YOU and GET A ****** LIFE. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL.
Who have you left a comments for who didn’t reply to you? Drop names in the comment section, people. Let’s hold these Medium-ers accountable for not replying.
