Delphi, is it OK if I copy Smillew Rahcuef’s kicker?
What Is the Sound of One Hand Clapping?
A symphonic thought experiment in Zen major
So I missed the deadline for the MWC LAZY contest. Deadline, shmeadline.
Also, I’m supposed to put a storyboard link thingie here for the contest. Yes, some twenty-something Product Manager who drinks Wandering Bear Cold Brew and makes way too much money, i.e., more money than I make, decided it’s a storyboard link. How Steve Jobs of them. Anyway, maybe a MuddyUm editor can do this for me. Yes I’m an editor, but I just wrote this penetrating article. I should start a new paragraph here but I don’t have the energy. Plus, I edited a Hogan Torah submission today and that gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. Does he do that just to mess with our heads? Am I right here, Baskerville Old Face? Just because I’m an editor doesn’t mean I edit. I should let Susan Brearley know I’m a special snowflake but I don’t have the energy for that either. She’s probably going to reply that she already knows I’m a special snowflake, ha ha, but I’m not replying in turn because that would be yadda yadda. So let’s all pull our weight here folks. Yes I’m looking at you Sianna Lani, just because you’re not a MuddyUm editor doesn’t give you carte blanche to drink Tooheys Extra Dry all day and write about quokkas and get lots of claps and enjoy your life. OK, no more French, way too much energy. Italics? TME. Pretend this is a new paragraph. Many hands make for light work, right? OK, I’ll leave this to you all, I have some paperwork to fill out. Anyone seen my weighted blanket?
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