Summary

The author expresses their disinterest in reading and writing about monetization strategies and clickbait headlines, preferring to read personal stories instead.

Abstract

The author begins by listing a series of clickbait headlines and monetization strategies that they see every day but don't read. They express their disinterest in writing about these topics and state that maximizing monetization options bores them. The author suggests writing about personal stories instead, such as a mother who made an impression on them, and states that they will read those types of articles. The author concludes by stating that they won't write about monetization strategies and that they prefer to read personal stories.

Opinions

The author is not interested in reading or writing about monetization strategies and clickbait headlines.
The author prefers to read personal stories that are not focused on monetization.
The author suggests that writing about personal stories may not lead to a significant increase in followers.
The author expresses their disinterest in maximizing monetization options.
The author concludes by stating that they won't write about monetization strategies and that they prefer to read personal stories.

What I Won’t Write

What I won’t read

I see you

Every day I see you and your cousins

How I Made $__________ in ________ on Medium

How You Can Double Your Followers With This One Simple Trick

Win at Blogging

Do This and Double Your Passive Income Streams

It’s Ok to Write for Money

4 Quotes from _____________ That Will Make You a Better Writer

What I Learned in my First Week on Medium

Don’t Do This and Earn Big Blogging

Leverage Affiliate Links with These Six Simple Tricks

How to Achieve Success at _______________

I see your headlines

I don’t read you

I won’t write you

Maximizing my monetizing options bores me

Reading about how you monetized your options is even more boring

Try this:

It’s Mother’s Day

Write about some mom who made an impression on you

That I will read

But you probably won’t double your followers that way

So it goes.

Let Me Look in Your Windows

And I’ll read every beautiful word

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