Writing Prompt
What I Like About Me — A Prompt
We Can All Blame Sherry For This

Wow, 250 words? That’s all I got? D*mn I can’t even finish telling everybody how good looking this old cowboy is. Not the one in the photo d*mmit, the one that’s writing the story.
Okay, so aside from absolutely stellar good looks (ahem), here are a few things I like about me.
I’m a loyal son of b*tch to anyone willing to back my six and shoot square (You were expecting something other western metaphors here folks? Come on, this is P.G. we’re talking here.) and is willing to ride this dusty trail beside me.
Not only am I a son of a b*tch, er uh, loyal SOB, but I’m an equal opportunity friend who doesn’t give a rats patootie what model and make you are, what color your paint job is, and whether or not you’re a hardtop or a convertible.
I’ll let you folks figure out that last metaphor. It got my brain to spinning.
Lastly, another thing I like about me is I like to poke fun. I like poking fun at myself, or the stupid sh*t I witness, where I bust out laughing.
So, at the end of this ride, while sitting down at the campfire eating beans and whiffling all night, I like being here with all of you people.
McGuinn? What the hell did you do with my d*mned guitar and juice harp?
Thanks So Much For Reading
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