What Girls Think About During Bad Sex
Can he see me rolling my eyes?
Have you ever had shitty sex? Pfft, of course, you have. Everyone has had sex equivalent to shit. What do you do? Do you just lay there and take it? Wait for it to be over? What do you think about?
He starts rubbing your shoulders and kissing your neck. Ew, bro, stop fucking slobbering on me! Do you know what kissing is? Do I look like a fucking salt lick?
He then begins to take off your clothes while his mouth hangs open like a corpse. That’s it; you take your time with that bra, you primate. Can you maybe, I don’t know, not yank my fucking jeans off?
He starts to kiss up and down your body. Oh, for fucks sake. Do I look comfortable on the edge of the bed? Did you brush your nasty ass teeth? I feel sticky.
He lays you down on the bed and smiles while grabbing your tits. Yep! I love my tits being yanked while you stare at me like you want to play Pokemon. Close your mouth!!!
He immediately puts his hands down your pants. You, you know I’m dry, right? You barely touched me. If you didn’t clip your nails, I’m going to leave..
He takes his finger back out and puts it to your mouth. Oh, ok. You want ME to lube myself up. Go figure. You better have a big dick.
He starts to finger you while starring in your eyes from an inch away. Stop looking at me. This is fucking weird. You’re ry fingering me, and you smell like horse shit. Just fuck me already.
“Bend over,” he says while pulling his dick out. It better get bigger than that. Like those toys, you soak in water, and they expand. Can you apply lube!? Or spit!? If you try and stick it in dr – ow! You cunt
Do you like that? No. I fucking don’t, you neanderthal. Ram me a little hard, you walking ballsack. I’m DRY! How is your dick not getting rug burned!?
He pulls it out and asks you to suck it. You lean over with a fake smile and move your hair. Ok. ‘Gag’ your balls smell. Get off my hair, dude. Can YOU NOT FUCKING FORCE MY FACE DOWN YOUR DICK?
He pulls you up and asks you to ride his dick. That’s it you, “Champion.” Lay there and let me do all the work. I have tits; can you at least play with them? STOP GRABBING MY FACE!
He starts to grab your hips, and slam you into him. I’m just going to fake it. He won’t know. Did I leave the chicken out? Fuck I left the chi – OWWW! CAN YOU NOT TELL IM DRY!?
You moan a fake orgasm as he smiles as if he did it. Wow, that sucked. Let me just give him head until he comes so he can get the fuck out.
He comes and decides to come on your face. Yep, thanks. I enjoy getting covered in your trash sperm. You fail. Your cum even smells.
He asks if you liked that while getting dressed. “Oh, yeah! Thanks, baby.” I am going to take a shower and masturbate.