What Do You Write for a Rat in a Hat?

Summary

Brett Jenae Tomlin, known as The Anxious Enthusiast, pens a whimsical piece about a rat wearing a hat, expressing a desire to capture the creature's charm in writing despite self-professed poetic limitations.

Abstract

In a charming and self-deprecating article titled "What Do You Write for a Rat in a Hat?" Brett Jenae Tomlin reflects on the challenge of doing justice to a captivating image of a rat adorned with a hat through her writing. She humorously laments her poetry skills, likening them to being suitable only for birds, yet her words vividly describe the rat's allure, from its silky fur and pink ears to the completeness brought by its hat. Tomlin shares her wish for the rat to be acknowledged and admired, much like her own aspiration to be recognized as a writer. The piece is sprinkled with personal reflections, including a playful note on the rat owner's unkempt nails and an endearing call to action for readers to support her work.

Opinions

The author, Brett Jenae Tomlin, undervalues her own writing abilities, humorously comparing them to being only fit for birds.
Tomlin expresses a deep affection for the rat in the hat, finding its appearance both adorable and inspiring.
She believes the rat's owner could use some grooming, noting the need for a nail trim.
Tomlin is open about her struggle with anxiety, identifying herself as "The Anxious Enthusiast."
She actively encourages reader engagement and support, offering links to contribute to her cookbook collection or join Medium through her referral.
The author seems to value community and connection, hoping to brighten the reader's day with her writing.

First-world image problems

This rat in his hat deserves to be seen, but what does one write to show off his sheen?

His fur is all silky, his ears are all pink. He deserves instant fame and a like, don’t you think?

I wish I was better, I wish I had words, but my poetry skillset is fit for the birds.

If he never got chosen, I’d feel sad and grim. His owner-friend looks like his nails need a trim.

His nose, how adorable! His face, oh so sweet! But the hat, oh his hat was what made him complete.

I’m Brett Jenae Tomlin, The Anxious Enthusiast.

This little guy made my day a bit brighter! I hope that for you today.

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What Do You Write for a Rat in a Hat?

First-world image problems

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