What Countries can Russia Invade Next?

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on <a href="https://unsplash.com/photos/PyT-UTGLc1s?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><p id="5f6b">This proves the theory that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a clone of Hitler who is trying to avenge Nazi Germany’s defeat by destroying Russia. Another popular theory is that Putin and Medvedev are idiots.</p><p id="09be">Either way, we want to help Putin and Medvedev destroy Russia by invading more countries.</p><h1 id="540a">Countries Russia can invade next include:</h1><ol><li>The People’s Republic of China. Like Nazi Germany, Russia can win the war by attacking its ally and the country with the world’s largest army.</li><li>The United States of America. That worked out well for Germany and Japan in 1941.</li><li>Finland. It worked well for Stalin, so we’ll do it again.</li><li>Niger. Russia needs a war with France.</li><li>Turkey. The Russian Federation needs to complete Catherine the Great’s plan of conquering Constantinople (

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Istanbul). Remember, Georgia is next to Turkey.</li><li>Belarus. Yes let’s start attacking all of our allies.</li><li>North Korea. Putin needs to rid the world of Communism by getting rid of the last Communist state. This way Putin can finally prove to Americans he is not a Communist.</li><li>Cuba. Russia needs to liberate the Cuban people from Godless Communism.</li><li>Iraq. Russia can succeed where America failed. Russia can win the War on Terror.</li><li>Afghanistan. That was the Soviet Union’s finest hour so we need to do it again. It’s another place where Russians can succeed where Americans failed. Plus Putin can succeed where the Communists failed.</li><li>Poland. That’s how Hitler brought World War II to Europe. We need to complete the Fuhrer’s work.</li><li>The United Kingdom. We need to eliminate Russia’s true enemy once and for all.</li></ol><p id="1c5d">Frighteningly, there are many more stupid invasions, Putin can order. Like Hitler, Putin can go to war with the entire world.</p></article></body>

What Countries can Russia Invade Next?

Many people are wondering what they are smoking in the Kremlin. Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev threatened war with the Republic of Georgia on the same day Ukrainian commandos attacked the Crimea.

Hence, the Russians cannot defend the territory they hold. Yet Russian leaders are threatening war with another country as they lose the war they are fighting. Like the Nazis, the Kremlin keeps attacking more countries as it loses the war.

This proves the theory that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a clone of Hitler who is trying to avenge Nazi Germany’s defeat by destroying Russia. Another popular theory is that Putin and Medvedev are idiots.

Either way, we want to help Putin and Medvedev destroy Russia by invading more countries.

Countries Russia can invade next include:

The People’s Republic of China. Like Nazi Germany, Russia can win the war by attacking its ally and the country with the world’s largest army.

The United States of America. That worked out well for Germany and Japan in 1941.

Finland. It worked well for Stalin, so we’ll do it again.

Niger. Russia needs a war with France.

Turkey. The Russian Federation needs to complete Catherine the Great’s plan of conquering Constantinople (Istanbul). Remember, Georgia is next to Turkey.

Belarus. Yes let’s start attacking all of our allies.

North Korea. Putin needs to rid the world of Communism by getting rid of the last Communist state. This way Putin can finally prove to Americans he is not a Communist.

Cuba. Russia needs to liberate the Cuban people from Godless Communism.

Iraq. Russia can succeed where America failed. Russia can win the War on Terror.

Afghanistan. That was the Soviet Union’s finest hour so we need to do it again. It’s another place where Russians can succeed where Americans failed. Plus Putin can succeed where the Communists failed.

Poland. That’s how Hitler brought World War II to Europe. We need to complete the Fuhrer’s work.

The United Kingdom. We need to eliminate Russia’s true enemy once and for all.

Frighteningly, there are many more stupid invasions, Putin can order. Like Hitler, Putin can go to war with the entire world.