What Are They Doing?

Extraterrestrial View on Sex

An asexual alien on sex: What on Earth are they doing?

You can’t blame him (or her or it) for wondering, for if you hadn’t a clue as to what they were doing (they’re making love), you would be perplexedly stomped as well.

Imagine that you had never heard about sex. Imagine that you had never felt any sort of sexual arousal or feeling or love-tugging at all. Imagine that you and sex were complete strangers — yes, I know, you might as well be a visiting alien. So, say you are.

And now, your delighted Earth host wants to let you in on our planet’s delightful little porn secret: “Look!” he says as he fires up Porn Hub or some such streaming sex-fare. “What do you think?”

And you look and look and wonder and wonder.

I know what I would wonder: Why are they hurting each other? And: That looks very uncomfortable, I must say.

I think that whoever (or whatever) designed/devised sex as the way to keep our planet populated could have hit on a more elegant solution; could have spent a little more time considering aesthetics and practicality and such and could have come up with a better way.

Personally, I like the amoeba approach: enter the splitting room as one, exit as two: reproduction accomplished. Clean.

Just a thought.

© Wolfstuff

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