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Yeezy boots.</li><li>How does Kanye get inspired? He looks in the mirror.</li><li>Why did Kanye get a pet bird? So he could “Tweet” more.</li><li>What does Kanye bring to the beach? His sandy ego.</li><li>What’s Kanye’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Gold Digger” delight.</li><li>Why did Kanye make a sandwich? To spread his “Jam.”</li><li>What did Kanye say at the garden? “I miss the old petals.”</li><li>How does Kanye paint his house? With broad “Strokes.”</li><li>What does Kanye wear when he’s cold? His Yeezy fleece.</li><li>Why did Kanye become a teacher? To have a “Class” of his own.</li><li>What’s Kanye’s favorite tree? The Yee-tree.</li><li>How does Kanye like his eggs? Over “Yeezy.”</li><li>Why did Kanye join the choir? To hit the high “Notes.”</li><li>What’s Kanye’s favorite planet? “West” Venus.</li><li>Why did Kanye get a plant? For “Photosynthesis” inspiration.</li><li>How does Kanye stay calm? With his “Cool” summer vibes.</li><li>What does Kanye call his diary? “Late Registration.”</li><li>Why did Kanye get a cat? Because it had “Nine Lives.”</li><li>What’s Kanye’s favorite part of a song? The bridge to “Better.”</li><li>Why did Kanye become a baker? To “Rise” above.</li><li>What’s Kanye’s favorite car? Anything but a “Gold Digger” digger.</li><li>How does Kanye light up a room? With his glow-in-the-dark personality.</li><li>Why did Kanye go to the zoo? To see the “Animals” on

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West’s Best Jest

Kanye-isms and Other Comical Beats

  • What’s Kanye’s favorite vegetable? Beets by Kanye.
  • Why did Kanye build a fort? So he could be “King” of the castle.
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite season? Award season.
  • How does Kanye stay fit? With a “Power” workout.
  • Why did Kanye get glasses? To see his vision more clearly.
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite kind of movie? Anything but “Heartless” drama.
  • Why did Kanye get a boat? He wanted to “Sail” away.
  • What does Kanye wear on rainy days? His Yeezy boots.
  • How does Kanye get inspired? He looks in the mirror.
  • Why did Kanye get a pet bird? So he could “Tweet” more.
  • What does Kanye bring to the beach? His sandy ego.
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Gold Digger” delight.
  • Why did Kanye make a sandwich? To spread his “Jam.”
  • What did Kanye say at the garden? “I miss the old petals.”
  • How does Kanye paint his house? With broad “Strokes.”
  • What does Kanye wear when he’s cold? His Yeezy fleece.
  • Why did Kanye become a teacher? To have a “Class” of his own.
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite tree? The Yee-tree.
  • How does Kanye like his eggs? Over “Yeezy.”
  • Why did Kanye join the choir? To hit the high “Notes.”
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite planet? “West” Venus.
  • Why did Kanye get a plant? For “Photosynthesis” inspiration.
  • How does Kanye stay calm? With his “Cool” summer vibes.
  • What does Kanye call his diary? “Late Registration.”
  • Why did Kanye get a cat? Because it had “Nine Lives.”
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite part of a song? The bridge to “Better.”
  • Why did Kanye become a baker? To “Rise” above.
  • What’s Kanye’s favorite car? Anything but a “Gold Digger” digger.
  • How does Kanye light up a room? With his glow-in-the-dark personality.
  • Why did Kanye go to the zoo? To see the “Animals” on display.

Excerpts from the joke book

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