We Are Processing This Story. Hang Tight!

A butthurt Haiku series.

A series of haikus that express my butthurt feelings.

Haiku #1 called “Doubt”

We are processing!

Are you Medium? Really?

I doubt it. Sorry!

Haiku #2 titled “F*ck me!”

Not Distributed.

Curse you Medium! Say why?!

Why no give topics?

Haiku #3 is called… “Hope lost”.

Sooo. No review for me.

You’re too busy. Well, that sucks.

Hire more people, please.

To Medium, (with love).

These verses were written with care (if not talent). I know they’re not great (#thetruthhurts) but I stand by the sentiment expressed therein.

All y’all need to look at staffing levels. I’d take a cold-hearted and mean rejection message over a “We can’t even look at your articles” message.

You bought this literary haiku unloading on yourselves → Don’t make me break out an aggressive interpretive dance because I’m both prepared and fully committed enough to go that far.