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e☕🧟.</p><p id="aa4b">The good news is, he doesn’t need a costume for Halloween.</p><h2 id="9098">Do you wonder why my husband turned into a coffee zombie 🧟in the first place?</h2><p id="7ac1">Well, there is a hell of reasons:</p><ul><li>sleepless nights</li><li>permanent crunch-time</li><li>baby’s tantrums, crying, tons of to-do lists and tasks</li><li>our baby sometimes siphons energy out of us</li></ul><p id="6814">As you can see, apparently he’s part of a mad experiment of mother nature.</p><p id="5103">That’s why he needs coffee so deeply. He can’t get on with his day without it.</p><blockquote id="730d"><p><i>Can’t write anymore… need coffee… must brew… brb</i></p></blockquote><block

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quote id="09d2"><p><i>Think I’ll go make another one😊</i> ☕🧟</p></blockquote><div id="316d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/7-reasons-why-parents-turn-into-coffee-zombies-2dd5c1f5c292"> <div> <div> <h2>7 Reasons Why Parents Turn Into Coffee Zombies</h2> <div><h3>#4 We need to be reanimated.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*LBj94mhYhG5S6yJNSmFEyw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Watch Out For Walking Dads

my husband doesn’t need a costume for Halloween

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Halloween is around the corner. When you look out of your window you might see… my husband.

He’s a zombie.

Since the birth of our son, he has turned into a coffee-addicted zombie☕🧟.

The good news is, he doesn’t need a costume for Halloween.

Do you wonder why my husband turned into a coffee zombie 🧟in the first place?

Well, there is a hell of reasons:

  • sleepless nights
  • permanent crunch-time
  • baby’s tantrums, crying, tons of to-do lists and tasks
  • our baby sometimes siphons energy out of us

As you can see, apparently he’s part of a mad experiment of mother nature.

That’s why he needs coffee so deeply. He can’t get on with his day without it.

Can’t write anymore… need coffee… must brew… brb

Think I’ll go make another one😊 ☕🧟

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