Want a Trophy Wife, but you Look Like an Unemployed, Living in the Basement, Neck Beard Wearing Slob! The Reality is not what these Furu’s Saying
There is always a sucker born every minute
Ok, I’m going to go straight to it and say it! The things that I’m going to say here may offend some people, but it needs to be said. And if you feel like I’m disrespecting you in any way, please feel free to vent and leave a comment.
Now that we got that out of the way let's begin!
I have noticed a ton of YouTube videos popping up teaching guys how to get a trophy wife or girlfriend. Being curious I gave a listen to a few channels and for the most part, I believe that these strategies at least for me will not work.
I used to be into the manosphere way back in the day when it was an underground scene and have seen and read many blogs on how to get women. I would tend to put my experiences with women with what many of these so-called Gurus were trying to teach, and the one thing I learned is that they tend to make something that is easy to do hard!
I mean if you see a woman you like her style, why should you go about doing all these tests and whatever the fuck they do in deciding if the woman meets “Your” standards pendejo, why go through all of that why not just say “Hi!” and introduce yourself and if she responds fine, if she doesn’t, then you move on with your life.
No need in wasting hours learning crap and spending money on courses that you don’t need. You either go all in or not.
Crash and burn is how you learn! (I may need to make a T-Shirt for that!)
But having game is just a small part of the whole package. You need to also work on yourself if you want to pull a so-called “Trophy” sometimes just doing that will get you noticed.
Here is what you need to do to get noticed by a “Trophy” or a woman in general
Hygiene
I have been reading on the internet that some of you dudes be showing up looking like a disaster! Hygiene is important when you look and smell clean, it will make you more confident at least that is how I feel. I bathe twice a day every day and I would bathe three times a day, but I’m at work. If there was a shower at work, I would use it.
I remember recently asking some of my co-workers how many times they bathe during the week. I was totally weirded out when I heard answers like twice a week or even once a week! WTF! Then they go into the excuses that the doctors say that you do not have to bathe all the time because it takes the oils off the skin blah, blah, blah!
If you are worried about skin oils then you know there is a skin moisturizer for that! I use Sesame Oil on my skin and it makes my skin soft and shiny especially on the feet! You should bathe every day! Keep that fromunda cheese in check and the goat smell away!
No woman wants to be with a man whose hygiene is questionable. Let’s put it this way, would you go down on a woman if she bathes once a week? I guarantee you will not go down on her no matter how much of a freaky freak you are. So, if that is the case why are you expecting her to do the same for you?
Wash your ass homey!
Clothes And Dressing.
This is another thing that I have seen many of you young dudes slacking off. You go on a date with this nice-looking woman and you show up looking like crap, while she looks outstanding! Being a man, I can tell you I would be totally embarrassed if the woman shows up looking “hot” because she took her time in preparing, while I’m here looking like a “Scrub”!
A man should know how to dress and what to wear when an occasion arises. I know for me when I used to go out on dates, I would dress up in nice clothing, and it does not have to be name brand, but something that looks neat, stylish and fits. I’m a fan of lavender, so I wear it and at times, I get complimented for it.
Like ZZ-Top says “Every Girl Is Crazy For A Sharp Dressed Man!”
It's true, don’t believe them just ask a woman if they like it when they go out with their man, or on a date that their man or suitor is looking sharp! They will answer with a big YES!
So, stop looking like you live in a box next to Oscar the Grouch and start looking nice. I’m a fan of GQ Magazine, I usually get it to see what is the style of the day or to get tips on what colognes or shoes are in style. Yes, gentlemen, we have to learn how to dress like men and not like a 14-year-old teenager.
Also, get yourself a nice timepiece! I own 4 watches that I use from time to time when I go out with my wife. Recently, I took my wife to see the “Gypsy Kings” in concert over at Dr. Phillips Center Of The Performing Arts. Before we left, I chose a nice Michael Kors watch I have to match my outfit and we both looked great!
Haircut and a Trim
Bros! I know beards are the thing right now, but GOD DAMN, many of you just don’t take care of your facial hair! Over here looking like Tom Hanks in the movie “Castaway”. You guys do know that they sell beard oils that will tame that tangled facial hair you call a beard. Another thing, PLEASE if you can only grow patches of hair on your face and not a full beard, then shave it cause you look ridiculous!
If you got a goatee, then make sure it's trim and looking sharp as well. Chicks dig a man whose facial hair is under control.
Many of you are in desperate need of a haircut! Walking around with a big huge lot of untamed hair. Go to the barber tell him or her to line you up and make you presentable. I love going to the barber to get my beard and hair trimmed and lined up, plus the wife loves it!
Social Skills.
GOD DAMN! Many of you have extremely poor social skills, how can you meet a woman if you are at a party holding up the wall! I’m an introvert as well, but I have made the choice many years ago to get out there no matter how uncomfortable it was.
It took most of my early 20’s to become comfortable enough to go to parties or social gatherings and just mingle. I’m a social butterfly now and can mix and mingle in all circles. My wife is mesmerized that I can just show up and just have people laughing and opening up. Before I was married, that was one of the ways that I met people from many different backgrounds, and that is how I met women as well.
Oh, the other way is knowing how to dance. Rap, Dance, Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Reggae, Reggaeton, Dembow you name it. I used to jump on it with my dates. I guess it's because growing up mom would have the radio at home all the time, and when her song came on and I would happen to walk by she would grab me to dance. So, yes I got rhythm! lol
I had a very good social life back then by doing these steps I explained above. Your life can become a lot better than before because I was like you many eons ago.
In conclusion.
Fellas! You got to stop watching YouTube Guru videos and get out there! Build your own story and stop following other men’s stories. Stop making something so easy as dating or meeting people so difficult when all you need to do is say “Hi” and if it does not work, then fine! Remember she does not owe you anything, so stop thinking that she does.
Peace!
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