Wait, How The Hell Do I Invest? I Don’t Even Understand It!
I’m starting a series for newbie investors.
The ‘world’ keeps telling me to invest in order to build wealth. Wait, what the heck! Where do I even start?
What the f$$$ is investing anyway?
Most investors who write or speak about investing are so bloody smart they don’t know how to explain things to normal people.
Or… they are from Wall Street and are almost deliberately trying to confuse the s$$t out of us!
Except my namesake Mr. Buffett – he’s a good dude.
The first step is knowing what investing even is. So for your entertainment pleasure, I am starting a story series to explore investing as simply as possible.
When it comes to most things I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. However, my tiny reptilian brain has explored the confusion of investing for long enough now (10 years plus). So I’m at least 13% sure I’ve worked some of it out.
The stories will be in shortform. So you can snack on the information as you go.
Trying to consume it all at once would be like trying to eat an entire elephant in one meal.
I’ll aim to publish one story a week.
I thought I might call it Warren, What The Heck Is Investing?
That’s the best I could do, so I’m open to suggestions on the name. Best idea gets bragging rights for eternity!

