Virgin’s How-to Guide for the First Time

Sure it is uncomfortable and awkward; But only painful if you’re doing it wrong.

An old friend has been pushing me to add an article based on something I first wrote for my cousins when they were old enough to be asking questions about;

— How virgins can make their first time better and less painful.

Let’s start at the beginning:

First-time sex should not be painful!

Uncomfortable?

— Possibly.

Awkward?

— Definitely.

But painful?

If it is, you’re doing something wrong.

The pain in first-time sex comes from three things:

• A torn hymen
• A dry vagina
• A too-tight vaginal opening

All three are avoidable with a little forethought.

Here’s what you need to do to have a gloriously pain-free first time experience with sex:

1. If you have a hymen that is likely to create problems

The hymen is the (usually) thin, stretchy membrane that partly blocks the vaginal opening in some girls.

Normally, hymen just slides out of the way without any problem.

However, a small number of women have hymens that almost close off the vagina, and having your guy try to batter his way through one of those would be really painful, besides being the biggest buzzkill you can imagine.

— So it’s better to check with your doctor to be sure.

Ask your doctor to snip it.

If you are one of those rare women with a hymen that blocks most of the vaginal opening, ask your gynecologist to snip it for you.

• She may give you a numbing shot or use a cold spray,
• Then nick it with scissors or a scalpel,
• Then apply something to stop any bleeding.

It hurts a bit, like getting a shot,

But it’s way better to have it done thereunder controlled conditions than to have your first memory of sex be screwed up by pain and a bloody mess.

Most adult virgins don’t have much of a hymen if any, and it usually just stretches out of the way during intercourse if you are warmed up, well lubed, and relaxed.

I lost my virginity 30 years ago and never bled a drop.

However, my gynecologist tells me that my hymen is still intact, just as it is for more than half of all married women who don’t have children.

The myth that all virgins have hymens,

• All hymens tear as a result of normal intercourse,
• All virgins bleed the first time they have sex

All are just a myth and it refers to a time when first intercourse was usually more like rape for the terrified and ignorant virgin bride.

2. Learn some anatomy

If you’re uncertain about your own, your doctor may be willing to give you a quick tour by showing you some good illustrations.

It helps if you know;

• Where things are,
• What they do,
• What they’re called.

Don’t be thrown off because the people in the pictures are hairless. Hair is natural, but shaving it off makes for clearer pictures.

— While you’re there, search for the guide to better sex so you know some of the pitfalls to avoid.

3. Get some good lube

Virgins typically don’t produce much natural lubrication, particularly if they’re tense and anxious

— and what virgin isn’t?

Having sex without enough lubrication hurts, and it can leave your insides raw and unhappy.

The same thing applies to vaginal masturbation without lube, though hopefully, you’d have sense enough to stop!

For masturbation,

Any plain unflavored vegetable oil should work fine. I like coconut, almond, or walnut oil, but I know lots of people who just use standard cooking oil.

However, before you have sex for the first time you need to get an unflavored, unsweetened water-based or silicone lube.

— Oil dissolves latex, so never use oil with a condom!

Drug stores and grocery stores usually carry an array of lubes; so does Amazon. Make sure that whatever you buy says that it is safe for use with condoms.

4. Start small

Maybe it’s just me, but a lot of the dildos I see in sex stores look grotesquely oversized. You don’t want that, because;

• It can be really uncomfortable,
• You don’t want to condition your vagina to expect an elephant.

Start with an index finger.

Use the oil or lube to get the vulva all slick and get yourself warmed up.

Explore all around;

• Check out your inner lips and the vestibule (the space between the lips).

Explore your clitoris;

• Slide the clitoral hood back and forth or side to side for a bit. Rub whatever likes being rubbed.
• When everything is feeling perky and plump, rub your finger around the introitus, the vaginal entrance.

You should feel a ring of muscle under the skin. If it is closed pretty tight, you need to get it to relax, so go slow and don’t force it.

• Press and rub gently and try to think relaxing thoughts.
• Insert a fingertip if you can and sort of feel around.
• Tug and press the entrance muscles in different directions to encourage them to stretch.
• Gradually ease your finger in.
• When one finger is comfortable, add another. — Be sure you get enough oil or lube inside so everything slides smoothly.

This part of your body is pretty amazing.

It can stretch out wide enough to let a baby’s head go through it.

But it stretches slowly and it can tighten up if you’re anxious or scared. And forcing anything inside you when it’s clenched tight can hurt, which is the third big reason that sex can be painful for a virgin.

What you’re doing by experimenting with vaginal masturbation is getting your vaginal muscles used to relaxing and allowing penetration without hurting.

5. Stay safe

Women have told me they stuck the damnedest things in there when they were kids. If you’re living at home, it may not be easy to get real sex toys, but try to find safe alternatives if you have to.

One of my friends used the cut off the end of a broom handle and another used the traditional vegetable (a skinny cucumber) the first time, and it didn’t do them any harm.

I used a rechargeable electric toothbrush that had a smooth cylindrical base that was the right size for me. — It had the bonus of a nice buzzy feeling when I turned it on.

One of my friends I talked, said that her first sex toy was the handle of a feather duster and that she still gets turned on by dusting with one!

Many hand tools have smooth handles with rounded ends.

6. Length is not very important

All you need to do is get the muscles at the vaginal opening used to relaxing enough to allow insertion without clamping shut.

An inch or two is enough for that, though it’s desirable to have some extra sticking out to make for easier insertion and removal.

Typically, if something cylindrical fits comfortably in your hand, it will fit comfortably inside you.

Make sure whatever it;

• Isn’t too big,
• Is completely smooth and sanitary,
• Won’t leave any residue inside you.
• And be sure to clean it extremely well before and after.

Alternatively, you can cover the insertion end of the item you’re using with a fresh, clean piece of plastic wrap, and then throw it away afterward.

You shouldn’t expect to be able to get an orgasm by pushing something in and out like a guy’s penis.

Try it out if you like, but not many girls are actually able to come from masturbating that way.

Instead, the basic idea is just to get your vagina used to relax when you get aroused and used to stretching to fit when you put something inside it, as well as getting you used to that nice filled up sensation when something is in there.

When you get to that point, just finish with masturbation the way you normally do.

7. Vibrators are nice

But don’t expect too much of any vibrator that goes inside.

It’s better to just put something else that’s the right size and shape inside you, giving you that nice “full” feeling, and then apply the vibrator to the clit or the whole vulva outside.

A slim, plain dildo and a fat external vibrator like the “Magic Wand” make a great combination!

8. Do your Kegels religiously

Nothing you can do on your own will improve sex as much as having good muscle tone down there. (This goes for guys too!)

Kegel exercises are easy and fun.

You can do them while standing in line, sitting in class, or even driving. Once you’ve got the knack, you should also do them while you’ve got a finger or two inside your vagina.

Not only does it feel good, but the pressure on your fingers also lets you keep track of how you are doing in terms of improving your strength and control.

Having good Kegel tone and control paradoxically;

• Makes it easier to relax your muscles down there when you need to.
• It will also give you the ability to “flutter” those muscles on command and drive guys crazy.

The Big Day

Okay, you’ve made your preparations, and today is the day!

There are a few more things you can do that will make things better the first time:

Make sure you are fully aroused before any penetration.

Ask your partner to start with manual and oral caresses.

If he can get you all the way to an orgasm that way first, before insertion, you will be much more comfortable.

Even if you don’t quite make it, getting thoroughly aroused will relax your muscles, increase your natural lubrication, and make the whole process easier and more enjoyable.

If you have any doubts about being relaxed enough, ask your partner to lie on his back.

Be sure you are well lubricated.

Kneel on either side of his waist and then ease yourself down onto him, using one hand to guide his penis into your vagina. In this way, you can control the pace and give yourself time to relax those pesky muscles and let him in.

Feels wonderful, doesn’t it?

— Congratulations!

That’s all it takes to have a thoroughly enjoyable and pain-free first time!