Twelve Observations about the Southern Snowpocalypse of 2021
We are not accustomed to this!

Snowmageddon in the South, 2021. After only four days of being snowed in, I am beginning to identify with Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
After all these decades (not saying how many!) in northwest Louisiana, I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything like this snow event.
Here we are, four days into this:
1. Rolling blackouts. In neighboring Texas there are people that have been without power for days in subfreezing temperatures. In the northwest corner of Louisiana, where I am, we have had rolling blackouts on the coldest day on historic record. The power grids are failing.
2. No water. Because the power grid is failing, pumps are failing at the water stations. Pipes are freezing, then the burst. Homes either have no water, or too much water.
3. People are gathering snow and melting it for drinkable water or to flush toilets. One woman has gone viral on Facebook for giving her child a bath in a crawfish pot.
4. Boil advisory: most of the northern and central part of the state is under a boil advisory because there is little to no water pressure.
5. Emergency vehicles, ambulances, are either stranded, stuck, or can’t get up hospital ramps because of ice and slick roads. Wreckers and tow trucks are no longer responding. A local fire captain took his tractor to clear the ramp of one hospital.
6. People are still out trying to drive. Why?!
7. Grocery stores are out of food; well, they are out of water, bread, lunch meat, that sort of thing. A few grocery stores are opening with skeleton staff for a few hours each day; the lines inside wrap around the store. Self-checkout is the only option.
8. Social media is filled with people looking for open pharmacies (they missed the boil advisory and have …. gastric issues); people are begging neighbors for milk, baby formula, bottled water.
9. There are at least thirty-six broken water mains across the city of Shreveport.
10. We have not been above freezing in four days.
11. Lakes, ponds, and bayous are freezing over.
12. Truckers are stranded at truck stops; cars are abandoned on the interstate. Nearby neighborhoods are feeding them in parking lots because the truck stops are out of food.
Are we in a third-world country? No, we are just in the south where we are woefully unprepared for such weather. People in the north laugh at us (“We measure snow in feet, not in inches!”), but we don’t have chains for our tires, or snowplows, or even salt/sand for our streets and bridges. We don’t have years of experience with this kind of weather.
Fortunately, the great thaw is coming — tomorrow.
Give me some hot, humid summertime weather any day! You guys up north can keep your snow!





