Trump’s Crystal Balls

Summary

The article predicts a series of events surrounding Donald Trump leading up to and following the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, including claims of a rigged election, refusal to attend the inauguration, and eventual departure from the White House amidst legal troubles.

Abstract

The web content titled "Trump’s Crystal Balls" presents a forecast of events involving Donald Trump during the period surrounding the 2020 U.S. Presidential election. It anticipates Trump will allege the election is "RIGGED!" and "UNFAIR!" before and after the November 3rd election date. The article predicts Trump will dramatize the Presidential debates, potentially storming off stage and causing their cancellation. Post-election, the article envisions Trump refusing to attend the inaugural and leaving the White House only after a standoff, all while celebrating the media attention. The piece concludes with Trump facing numerous legal challenges and eventually fleeing the country, becoming "the most famous fugitive in the world."

Opinions

The author foresees Trump using sensationalist language to discredit the electoral process and the Presidential debates.
There is an expectation that Trump will create a media spectacle, both by prematurely exiting a debate and by refusing to leave the White House, to garner high media ratings.
The article suggests a cynical view of Trump's motives, implying he values media attention and fame over the democratic process.
The prediction that Trump will be served with multiple subpoenas indicates a belief in ongoing legal vulnerabilities related to his business and personal affairs.
The author seems to hold a critical perspective on Trump's potential response to legal and political challenges, suggesting an escape from the country as a final act of notoriety.

Trump’s Crystal Balls

I Have Seen The Future . . .

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Trump, months before the Nov 3rd election, will say the election will be “RIGGED!” “UNFAIR!”

Before the Presidential debates Trump will say they’ll be dominated by the Fake News. “RIGGED!” “UNFAIR!” “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!”

In a carefully choreographed moment, Trump storms off the stage in the middle of the first debate. “RIGGED!” “UNFAIR!”. There are no more debates.

Trump loses the “RIGGED!” “UNFAIR” election, alleging all sorts of bizarre voter fraud.

Trump refuses to attend the inaugural, since the election was “RIGGED!” “UNFAIR!”.

Trump refuses to leave the White House, creating a standoff between armed Federal Marshalls and the Secret Service.

Trump celebrates the ratings this faux standoff creates. “HIGHER RATINGS THAN TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!”

Trump finally leaves the White House and is promptly served with subpoenas regarding 15 criminal or civil inquiries by nine federal, state and local agencies into his business, his charity, his campaign, his inaugural committee and his personal finances. (Politico)

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Trump flees the country. He is now the most famous fugitive in the world. “NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO BE FAMOUS LIKE I DO!!”

Trump’s Crystal Balls

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