Tried Idea Diary. Cut my Finger.

Never Been and Never Will Be a Diary Writer. Finger bleeding.

First joined Medium read all the advice seemed much like “Do it my way or Die”, Most liked diaries get an idea jot it down add a diagram with meaningful arrows, Could be a bit messy if you’re driving

Bought nice diary, Special deal got others for free, Sat at table favorite chair pen in hand blank page ready nothing happened, Where’s the ON switch?

Of course, I forgot every writer needs coffee black and strong, Coffee in hand sat in chair enjoyed coffee nothing happened, Kookaburra laughed, Fed kookaburra, Had to feed Magpie.

Evidently writers get inspired walking around inspiring places, Packed the bag diaries and two pens coffee thermos, Magpie joined me, Kookaburra laughed, Crow stayed on balcony annoying dog below.

Walking forest, Wonderful patterns rippling light leaves rustling in breeze, Inspiration, Opened diary pen in hand tripped over log, Magpie startled landed on head, Cut my finger, Stupid diary.

Entered apartment, Made more coffee black and strong, No Inspiration cut finger bled blood splodged diary, Stick with what I know write stories in my head, Went to bed.

Bright new day, Finger infected, Blood on pillow, Fixed finger with ointment and bandage, Time to write, Inspiration, Excitement, Keyboard bashing, Wrote this stupid story.

Blessed be.