Triangles in My Soup
Overthinking Everyday Shapes and Their Darker Meanings
“soup! The nourishing delight of humanity! But wait… why is there a triangle in it?!”
We’ve all been there. (No? Just me? Alright then). But stick around. What if I told you that your soup and many other daily staples are trying to communicate through shapes? Let’s explore the mysterious depths of the simple triangle and its occult origins. And yes, I might be overthinking it. Bear with me.
The Trajectory of the Triangle
I believe Triangles are the cats of the geometric world: elegant, mysterious, and potentially plotting world domination. The three points might stand for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Too simple? Okay, let’s dive deeper.
Triangles are EVERYWHERE. The pyramids? Triangular. The food pyramid? Ironically, it is also triangular. The Deathly Hallows symbol? Yet again, a triangle. They’re subtly whispering, “We’re watching you.” And they’re apparent about it, too.
The Conspiracy Soup Theory
Imagine this: You’re devouring your warm bowl of chicken noodle soup, your soul is about to be caressed, and then… BAM! A noodle floats up, shaped suspiciously like a triangle. Coincidence? I think not.
It’s said that the triangle is a symbol of stability with its strong base. But what if it’s a symbol reminding us to “stay grounded” amidst our chaotic lives? Like, “Hey there, buddy. Remember to balance work, rest, and play, alright?”
The Bermuda Soup Triangle
Remember the Bermuda Triangle, where planes and ships vanish? Now, focus on your soup. Have you ever noticed how some of your favorite veggies mysteriously disappear, only to emerge once you’ve given up hope? Maybe there’s a mini Bermuda Triangle in every bowl.
On a practical note, it reminds us that things in life often go missing when we least expect: socks, sanity, and that earring back I’ve been searching for since 2017.
The Trigonometry of Emotions
Triangles have three sides, much like our emotional state: the good, the bad, and the ugly. It’s almost as if triangles are a stark reminder of the triad of our emotions. So, when your toast lands on the triangular side, it could be the universe’s way of telling you to address your three-fold emotional quotient. Or it could mean you’re clumsy.
The Love Triangle
Ah, love! It is such a profound emotion that we experience, yet it’s fraught with complications. Why can’t there be a straight line between two points? Why does it have to bend and twist into a triangle? The soup’s triangle reminds us that even the most straightforward things, like eating, can sometimes be messy and complicated.
Triangle vs. Square: The Eternal Battle
Shapes can be aggressive. You’re not alone if you ever felt your square-shaped cracker is more wholesome than the triangular one. It’s like the Beatles vs. the Stones but in the world of shapes. Triangles, with their sharp edges, represent the edgier aspects of life. Squares? They’re like that reliable friend who’s always there but is scared of roller coasters.
Should We Fear the Triangle?
After this deep and slightly off-the-rails exploration, do we need to be wary of triangles? No. But there’s joy in finding fun, weird meanings in the mundane. It’s like deciphering a hidden language of shapes in our soup.
When you spot a triangle in your soup, give it a nod. Recognize its silent cry for attention or slurp it away. Either way, you’re now part of a secret club that overthinks the geometric nuances of daily life. Welcome!
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