8 Shit Pieces of Advice Especially for You
I wrote this list with you in mind
This list will help you get to those viral money making articles. Just listen to the advice of an established writer*.
Proofread your work
Your articles need to be flawless; grammar and spelling mistakes are a big no in the writing world. Be extra cautious with your title and subtitle. As reeders could be put off if they see a spelling misteak.
Copy and paste
Self help writers repeat themselves over and over. To solidify yourself as a top writer, you should copy the top writers. Save time by copying and pasting the most popular articles, throw them into an A.I. rewriter, and boom. Well done you, you’re the best writer ever. This will help you publish, publish, publish. You don’t even need to do a grammar check; the computer works for you.
It’s as easy as 1,2,3 banned.
Write every damn day
Almost every top writer on this platform will tell you to publish every single day. This is true, in fact, if you want to make it big here, write through the night as well. Dedicate your life and time to writing; it is your passion, after all. You’re not here to make a quick buck; you’re here to make your dream a reality. So quit your job, stop sleeping and eating, heck, don’t even go to the toilet. Just shit in your seat and piss in your mouth to save time. Hygiene is irrelevant when your dreams come to fruition.
Writing every day is made easier by the copy and pasting self-help advice.
Follow 4 follow
This is a tried and tested technique; people do it because it works. Follow as many people as possible, ruin your newsfeed. Make sure people love you by commenting under their articles begging for a follow. Promise you’ll follow them back; it’ll seem less needy and desperate.
Lie
Nobody wants to read boring articles about your life. Add some snap, crackle and pop to your stories. Lie through your ass to get the dollars rolling in. Lie about how you became viral, or how you learnt a technique to get extra views.
Just lie.
Add filler words
You need to sound intelligent to be a top writer. Use and abuse the dictionary; make it your little word slut. Use many complex words to confuse the readers. Although they won’t understand your writing, they’ll think you’re a big smarty pants.
Social media
You’ll need to sign up to every single social media site that exists. Spend any free time you have spamming writing groups. Don’t bother reading other peoples articles; just become a little spam monster.
Whilst joining social media is important, writing about it is twice as important. Articles like “I got 11 views on my YouTube channel, here’s how I did it,” are extremely popular. Everybody loves reading about how people made it big, just change the numbers and throw it in your handy rewriter tool.
Nobody will know you’re repeating yourself.
Use numbers in the title
People like numbers. They makes things easier to re4d, whilst sav1ng your time.
Tips, tips, tips
This advice will work 99% of the time. Utilise these tips today to make 2022 the year of writing and riches. You will shoot to the stars and join the few top writers in the stratosphere in Ev’s spaceship.
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*No established writers were available at the time of writing