WE DON’T WANT YOU … SO TELL A FRIEND
Top 10 Best-Kept Secret Reasons You Should Be a Doctor Funny Writer
“You’ll earn pennies a day” is not on the list
We’re tons of fun at Doctor Funny.
Not the editors, of course, they’re a bunch of a**holes. I mean the writers.
So, if you’re a writer and you wanna be smack dab in the middle of the fun bunch, hop on over to this partially-deflated bouncy house and join us.
If you know a funny friend, they can come too. That way, you’ll have a drinking buddy to com·mis·er·ate with when your story tanks.
Top 10 reasons to join in the fun.
😀 Doctor Funny stories don’t get boosted. They get goosed, and that’s way better.
😁 All five Doctor Funny editors will gang up on each of your submissions and tear it a new one.
😀 Crack editor, Philip Ogley, has a part-time gig as a groundskeeper on an estate in France. If you’re lucky enough to get him as an editor, he’ll stop by your place and “trim your hedge”, if you know what I mean. And give you endless red wine, and tell you a joke!
😁 Whacko Kristine Laco has a screw loose. That’s got to be good for something, we just haven’t figured out what yet.
😀 Adam Robinson is a shy and retiring new editor, so you can abuse TF outta him since he’s not experienced enough to be mean.
😁 You can send in all your hysterical French shit since Jennifer McDougall, “la marionnette a doigt humaine”,*** is dying to try her “bon” editing skills on your hysterical French shit.
😀 Whacko Kristine Laco (yup, the same one) has just returned from the jungles of Botswana and needs lots of editing chores to distract her from her 17 different rashes and a wicked case of projectile diarrhea.
😁 Editor extraordinaire Michael is sharp as a marble and knows how to spell because he plays Scrabble constantly.
😀 ShatGPT-generated stories are warmly welcomed here.
😁 We have lots of picayune rules and peculiarities you’ll grow to know and love, like how to use the word picayune properly in poetry and prose.
😀 None of the editors can count very well, so we’ll never actually notice how many times you use and abuse crap words like very, actually and really in your stories. Really?! Yeah, really!
***the human finger puppet (according to Google Translate)
A bonus, cuz we’re givers
We’re lonely. So lonely in fact that we’ll come to your house and tell you how great your work is while gently bathing you in warm milk if you agree to write for Doctor Funny.