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<p id="84e0">The day has really sucked. I’ve been badly out of luck, If things do not improve real soon, I will be truly fucked!</p><p id="be52"><i>Jupiter Grant is a self-published <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Interplanetary-Quartet-Collection-Titles-Jupiter-ebook/dp/B08DVFN23M/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&amp;keywords=interplanetary+quartet&amp;qid=1605121713&amp;s=digital-text&amp;sr=1-1">author</a>, <a href="https://jupiterslair.com/">blogger</a>, <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Jupiter+Grant&amp;i=audible&amp;ref=dp_byline_sr_audible_1">narrator</a>, and <a href="https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A3DVNAAVFN11LD">audiobook producer</a>. Buy me a coffee here:</i> <a href="https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant">https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant</a></p><p id="560f"><b><i>More by Jupiter:</i></b></p><div id="56e3" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/where-to-begin-3adbf50b388f"> <div> <div> <h2>Where To Begin?</h2>

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FUNNY POETRY

Too Many Balls to Juggle

A poem about my Monday from Hell

Photo by Alexis Mora Angulo on Unsplash

I’ve too many balls to juggle. My mind is in a muddle. There is so much to do each day, I’m constantly befuddled.

Emails, phone calls, texts, leave me addled and perplexed. I’ve got to deal with so much stuff, I’m permanently vexed.

A server went awry, and my Internet just died. I’m absolutely starving, and I could have bloody cried!

I wish I had a clone or a kindly helper drone assisting me with all the tasks that I can’t deal with alone.

The day has really sucked. I’ve been badly out of luck, If things do not improve real soon, I will be truly fucked!

Jupiter Grant is a self-published author, blogger, narrator, and audiobook producer. Buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant

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