Today’s Rant No. 33: Tom Hulce Edition
Previously on “Today’s Rant”

- As Tom Hulce’s 70th birthday approaches, we should take a moment to appreciate one of my favorite actors (and one of Hollywood’s most underrated thespians). Despite having small parts in movies like “Animal House” and “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein,” he is most famous for playing the role of classical composer Wolfgang Mozart in the 1984 film, “Amadeus.” He did a fine job, earning an Academy Award nomination for best actor. He ironically lost the Academy to his co-star F. Murray Abraham, who played Mozart’s musical rival Antonio Salieri. Nonetheless, Abraham graciously paid tribute to Hulce in his acceptance speech: “There’s only one thing that’s missing for me tonight and that is to have Tom Hulce standing by my side.”
- After being nominated for a Golden Globe Award for his work in the 1990 television film “Murder in Mississippi,” where he played the role of civil rights activist Michael Schwerner, Hulce finally won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor for the 1995 TV movie, “The Heidi Chronicles,” where he starred opposite of Jamie Lee Curtis.
- Disney fans might know Hulce as the speaking and singing voice of Quasimodo in the 1996 cartoon, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.” Awesome achievement, right? After all, there are a lot of talented actors and actresses who have never appeared in a Disney or Pixar film. Leonardo DiCaprio. Constance Wu. Even Jack Nicholson.
- James Woods has surprisingly been in a Disney film. He played the voice of Hades in the 1997 “Hercules” movie. Yes, the same Woods who has publicly criticized Pres. Bill Clinton for being a womanizer while also publicly supporting Pres. Donald Trump, who has ironically made lewd comments about women and been accused of sexual misconduct. Makes sense, right? I suppose if Disney were to make a live action “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” film, Woods would be perfect for the role of the new eighth dwarf, Idiot.
- Speaking of new live-action Disney films, I enjoyed watching “Pinocchio.” It stars Tom Hanks, Benjamin Evans Ainsworth, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not only is the acting excellent, but the storyline also maintains the integrity of the original “Pinocchio” animated movie from 1940, which is crucial. The film has sadly received mediocre reviews, which is disappointing. Sounds like some movie critics need a one-way trip to Pleasure Island.
- Actor Giovanni Ribisi has always reminded me of a young Hulce. Although Hulce’s career accomplishments are superior, he and Ribisi have similar physical features and acting styles. Not to downplay Ribisi’s career as I have enjoyed his films, with “Gone in 60 Second” as my favorite one. He was also excellent in “Avatar,” “Basic,” and “Cold Mountain.” I have yet to watch his television show, “Sneaky Pete,” but have heard positive feedback about it.
- Hulce sadly retired from acting at a fairly young age. The role of Mr. Bowker in the 2008 film “Jumper” is his last acting part to date. He works in theater nowadays, producing hit musicals such as “Spring Awakening” (for which he has won a Tony Award) and “American Idiot,” based on Green Day’s 2004 album of the same name.
- Although Hulce seems to be happy in his new line of work, I selfishly wish he would have received more acting roles. For example, he could have played the lead in “Shakespeare in Love” instead of Joseph Fiennes. Or the part of Dr. Sean Maguire in “Good Will Hunting” instead of Robin Williams. Or even Geppetto in “Pinocchio” instead of Hanks. But perhaps I should stop complaining and instead see the proverbial cup as half full. After all, Hulce has constructed quite a resume for himself in his nearly 70 years on Earth. Happy (early) birthday! Wishing you all the best! Go Mozart!






