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Today Is His Birthday — Don’t Wish Him

Who was the fu*king crazy man named Mr. Mamun?

The whole world knows about him. If you don’t know, it’s your bad luck.

Legend says he was born on November 05, 1989. But some archeologists discovered a birth certificate that doesn’t match with this information. So, nobody is sure about his real birth date.

He was indeed a man of mystery.

Who Was Mr. Mamun?

We know about him from his post on Medium titled ‘Who Is This Fu*king Crazy Man Named Mr. Mamun?’ published on October 24, 2020. Besides, very recently, our research-team discovered some remarks about him made by some of his former colleagues.

The Medium-post says Mr. Mamun, an incredible man who feared nothing, lived in Dhaka, Bangladesh, during the first half of the twenty-first century.

He was a motivational guru with a great sense of humor and a terrible actor whose work was admired by the entire nation.

We know that he had a soft corner for wildlife, but he hated children as he famously said, ‘Today’s children are tomorrow’s evils.’ He treated children as the destroyer of the mother earth.

Some photographs of him found in the Louvre Museum suggest that Mr. Mamun was more than a professional photographer. His framing sense was no match for any pros. He was also an excellent cook and a solo traveler.

He wrote a few books that sold out entirely on the very day it published. Moreover, he was the crazy founder and editor of The Masterpiece, the self-proclaimed best publication on Medium.

The Masterpiece is still carrying his legacy, and it has become a hub for world-class crazy but super-talented writers.

As we know, his admiration cannot be contained in one post — we will not try that impossible thing.

On this highly-significant day, we will commemorate him with deep admiration, love, respect, anger, hatred, and gratitude.

What Our Research-Team Found About Him

Analyzing the available data with our supercomputer, arguably, today is his birthday.

To know more about him, we will share our findings of what a few of his former colleagues said about his great terrible personality.

To expand your little knowledge and make your life a meaningful one — read and know what bad-and-good things people said about this legendary man named Mr. Mamun.

Let’s explore.

Today Is the Day

Today is this rough, stupid, rude, ill-tempered, crazy man’s birthday. Many years ago, on this day, Mr. Mamun was born to bear a precious and tiresome thing called life.

Some say life is beautiful, but Mr. Mamun couldn’t figure out what life is, even before his disappearance.

The evidence says he was bitter about life, and he kept an off-track mindset for everything. Maybe he was a liar, a pretender, or a fraud. Who knows for sure?

So, on behalf of all the normal and so-called great people on this lovely planet, I request you not to wish him a Happy Birthday.

Let’s hate him for his terrible and absurd presence on earth.

Evidence Found in British Museum

The following rare documents found in the British Museum justify the comments of his colleagues and near ones.

Oh, Mr. Mamun was such a disgrace!

Thank you for reading.

Author’s Note

Mr. Mamun heard many a time in his lifetime that he was different. It’s not a good thing to hear from others. It’s kind of alienating and absurd.

Anyway, he wanted to see what his colleagues would remember about him if he was no more on earth, or left their company forever. He gave them full freedom to tell anything (good/bad/hate speech/hurtful things/etc.) about his personality.

He requested them to be brutally honest. So, this is what they came up with.

Mr. Mamun thanked his colleagues for their honesty and he was grateful for their participation. He could never forget such a wonderful gift. Because honesty has always been rare!

PS: * Nobody knew that the author was planning for such a birthday-post. * Nobody knew until reading this post that today is his birthday. It’s great fun. * I will update this post when our research-team finds any new information or insights about this peculiar man.

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