To Mask Or Not to Mask
That’s the changing question
How many Presbyterians does it take (you may have heard this one) to change a light bulb??
C-H-A-N-G-E???
I get to repeat this, having been a Presbyterian for about sixty years and being intimately familiar with reflexive opposition to change. However. The global changes of recent months & years have brought a whole new understanding to the word.
About masks, for instance. Required? Optional? To hell with them all? Things seem constantly in flux. There is only one universal truth:
We need to be VERY kind to one another. We’re all on the same planet. That includes people who are going to keep wearing masks for a very long time and people who absolutely refused to wear masks and certainly aren’t going to start now.
Recently, while walking in a super-trendy area of San Francisco, about a mile from my home (which is in a good but hardly trendy area itself) I had my mask hung over my left ear while eating an ice cream bar. I was overtaken — within a few feet, certainly not a proper social distance — by an attractive, well-dressed white man who appeared to be in his 50s or early 60s. He was fit, maskless — and angry. As he strode alongside we both slowed (or, he slowed to match my already-slow pace) and he glared into my eyes.
“I thought we don’t have to wear masks outdoors,” he said.
“Oh,” I said, with a disarming smile that did not disarm him, “I just keep mine handy, in case I want to go into a store or something.”
“Ridiculous,” he said, as he began to walk ahead. Which was my clue to let it drop. But still seeking to disarm I added, “Maybe we’ll all avoid getting the flu!”
“The hell with it,” he threw back over his shoulder. “I’m getting the flu. I’ve had it with this expletive, expletive, expletive.”
So much for friendly passages.
I worry about the fact that this guy and thousands like him will continue to walk the streets with mild-mannered sorts like myself. I think we need to find ways to avoid both shouting expletives and making inane remarks that provoke others to shout expletives. Maybe we could plaster the country with posters such as:
AHOY, MASK-WEARERS: You haven’t been vaccinated, and are being extraordinarily considerate of the rest of us. You have compromised immune systems and must be super cautious. You have terrible cold sores disfiguring your mouth. Thank you for wearing that mask!
AHOY, ALL UNMASKED: Happy to see your smile. Isn’t it lovely to emerge from the dark days? Thank you for being fully vaccinated which I’m sure is true.
Being masked doesn’t have to mean I’m a snob, or a Democrat, or a generally bad person. Being unmasked doesn’t have to mean I’m a threat to your health, or a Republican, or a generally bad person. Several billion masks have been manufactured or created since early 2020 and it’s going to take a long, long time for them to go away.
In the interim, maybe we could take a collective deep breath. And smile, whether anyone sees it or not.






