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’Tis The Night Before Christmas

I’m finally done my goddamned dick pic project

For almost the last half of the year I’ve been working on an NFT project involving dick pics. This shit is nearly ready to be launched, and no I’m not trying to shill peeps here at Medium to buy any of it. Instead I’m going to posting a link to a few of my tweets about these things here, here, and here, just so everyone can see some examples of what I’ve been working on.

I’ve tagged some of the writers here whose articles I’ve been enjoying and have been interacting with, if any of you find these pics I’ve done funny and feel others would find them funny too, please feel free to tag them in the comments as well. Raine Lore, The Sturg, Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier), Smillew Rahcuef, [Bad] Ideas For Writers (& Life), Kristine Laco, Elle McIntosh, Rusty Shackleford, Grimsby Hackney, Christopher Robin, Ginger Cook, Laurel B. Miller, mr. bruce-Son Of Satan, Mark Suroviec, M.Ed., Christine Heart, May More 💜, Gustave Deresse; Writer & AI Artist, David Perlmutter.

The first link is to a tweet which the picture goes with the following Christmas poem.

’Tis the night before Christmas,

At least it is here,

I just settled down

With a nice frosty beer (see photo above).

When out on the balcony

I heard something go click,

Then open slid the door

And stood there Saint Dick.

He was portly and tall,

And looked like a shlong,

He stepped inside

And I offered a hit from the bong.

He said no thank you

And spit as he talked,

I was immediately thankful

My bong wasn’t passed to that cock.

He handed me a gift

From his sack deep inside,

Though all that was there

Was a creamy surprise.

He strolled out the door

And closed it real quick,

I couldn’t help but notice

He’s just a big prick.

Happy holidays everyone, hope you are enjoying yourselves.

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