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Summary

Jupiter Grant discusses the Three Day Cinematic Poetry Challenge, reflecting on the film "300" and the historical Battle of Thermopylae, while tagging other writers to participate in the poetry challenge.

Abstract

Jupiter Grant, a self-published author and blogger, engages with a cinematic poetry challenge by recounting the plot of the film "300," which is based on the historical Battle of Thermopylae. The article humorously details King Leonidas's defiance of Xerxes, the Persian King, leading to a clash between the vast Persian army and a small Spartan force at Thermopylae. Grant acknowledges reliance on Wikipedia for the film's plot details and expresses a renewed interest in the movie due to its dramatic portrayal of the Spartan soldiers. The piece concludes with a nod to Jeff Ehren's poetry challenge and a list of tagged writers who might be interested in participating.

Opinions

  • The author finds the film "300" intriguing enough to reconsider watching it, despite an aversion to gore without the accompaniment of "a vat of strong chianti."
  • There is a hint of sarcasm or humor in the author's tone, particularly when mentioning the Spartans' attire as "fighting in their panties."
  • The author seems to appreciate the dramatic and cinematic potential of the historical event, as indicated by the description of the Battle of Thermopylae as both a battle and a potential graveyard.
  • There is a sense of camaraderie and community in the way the author tags other writers to participate in the Three Day Cinematic Poetry Challenge.
  • The author implies a certain level of trust in Wikipedia as a source for understanding the film's plot, suggesting a pragmatic approach to information gathering.
  • The author's mention of being "quite taken" with the prospect of Spartan soldiers in their "panties" indicates a playful engagement with the film's artistic choices.

POETRY / FILM / THREE DAY CINEMATIC POETRY CHALLENGE

Three Times One Hundred Spartans

They’re off to the Battle of Thermopylae (in their knickers, apparently)

Nice kecks, lads! (Movie Still from 300 : Warner Bros Pictures, 2007)

King Leonidas, King of Sparta, had a row with Xerxes, because the Persian King dared send a herald to the gates demanding earth and water as a token of submission. The Spartans pitched him down a well, which made Xerxes irate.

The Persian King sent his vast army to take their revenge. The Spartan’s were, in contrast, just a piddling little force. But Leonidas figured that they could take slight advantage by funneling the Persian horde with a wall built at Ephors.

But consultation by Ephors of the Oracle most knowing, put a dent in Sparta’s hope, when prophecy was given declaring that they must not go to war during Carneia, a festive time when military action was forbidden.

The hopes of Leonidas were thus dashed. The fates had spoken. The Oracle had prophesied, the battle plans to thwart. But Persian agents then appear and it becomes apparent the Ephors are in league with Xerxes, giving him support!

So Leonidas then decided to circumvent the war ban. Three hundred soldiers he amassed and said they were his guards. Then off they marched, and soon were joined by Greeks and the Arcadians. They built a wall at Thermopylae that could double as a graveyard!

Now I confess I haven’t seen this film, and am relying on blessed wikipedia to solve for me the mystery of what the plot is, what transpires, and who are the main players: It must be said some years have passed since I learned Ancient History!

At any rate, the battle soon ensues and there’s much bloodshed; but I can’t stomach gore without a vat of strong chianti. Though now I’m thinking I might try again, cause I’m quite taken with the prospect of 300 soldiers fighting in their panties!

With many thanks to Jeff Ehren for tagging me in his Three Day Cinematic Poetry Challenge.

No pressure, of course, but for their potential interest in the challenge, I’m tagging Jennifer McDougall Anthony O’Dugan Will Hull Elle Beau ❇︎ Skye Mo’ipulelehua Kahoali’i Adelia Ritchie Sarah Paris Denise Larkin Kyomi O’Connor Carlos Garbiras Haikuster Sherry McGuinn Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg) Denise G Eva Rotolo Lindsay Soberano-Wilson Hogan Torah Eric Pierce Edward Riley Kiki Wellington Gaby Rogut Tree Langdon Dave Logan Marcus Christine Stevens Ann Marie Steele Carolyn Hastings Melanie J. Christina M. Ward Galit Birk, PhD Orla Kenny Laurie Perez Terry Trueman TC Hails Roz Warren and anyone else reading this who would like to give this fun little challenge a go.

Jupiter Grant is a self-published author, blogger, narrator, and audiobook producer. Buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant

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