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nternet discuss the importance of a healthy lifestyle. But as you can probably tell, I take things a step further.Each morning, I stuff my face full of broccoli and spinach while chugging 12 liters of water. And, of course, I finish every meal with an overpriced Coffee from Starbucks that costs $8.50. Yay inflation.While doing all of that, I’ll watch motivational YouTube videos on my laptop that inspire me to fulfill my potential. The reason is simple: I need to stay inspired while running 12 different businesses with only$ 76 in my bank account. Otherwise, I’m probably not going to have the energy to continue this awesome lifestyle.I’m extremely productive, thanks to my morning routine. So, if you want to be like me, consider incorporating some of the above habits into your own life. So what are you waiting for?Start now.Want to be notified whenever I publish a new article? <a href="https://mattthenomad.medium.com/subscribe">Click here</a>.Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered health or lifestyle advice.</article></body>

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This Simple Morning Routine Changed My Life

Steal these habits if you want to be more successful

You’ve probably read countless articles discussing the importance of a morning routine. Writers will tell you to wake up early, write in a journal, and get some exercise to feel energized. However, they conveniently forget to mention that all of their advice was inspired by me.

If you type “productivity king” into Google, you’ll see my beautiful face. Also, I accomplish 10x more than everyone else simply because I’m ten times better than everyone else.

So, if you copy my morning routine, you might eventually become highly successful (like me).

Wake Up At 5am And Run A Marathon

I’m somewhat of a contrarian when it comes to fitness. I don’t go to the gym because driving from A to B would waste valuable time. Instead, I have a treadmill in my bedroom that I use immediately after getting out of bed.

Typically, I’ll run the length of an entire marathon at 5am. And since I don’t use the bathroom before starting my daily exercise, I can reward myself with a refreshing morning poop after completing my run.

Read An Entire Book In Less Than An Hour

Some people like to spend several days (or weeks) reading a single book. But as you can imagine, that’s not good enough for me.

If I can’t prove that I’m more productive than everyone else in the world, someone will inevitably take my spot as the king of productivity. And in my humble and honest opinion, that would quickly destroy my ego.

Anyway, I read Pride and Prejudice this morning in approximately 47 minutes and 22 seconds. Tomorrow, I plan on reading Lord of the Rings in less than 55 minutes. That’ll be fun.

I‘ve never told any of my friends (apart from you) that it’s difficult to comprehend the details of each story while reading quickly, However, the bragging rights of saying I can read a book per day is a massive ego boost.

I love it.

Eat A Nutritious Breakfast While Watching Motivational YouTube Videos

A lot of content creators on the internet discuss the importance of a healthy lifestyle. But as you can probably tell, I take things a step further.

Each morning, I stuff my face full of broccoli and spinach while chugging 12 liters of water. And, of course, I finish every meal with an overpriced Coffee from Starbucks that costs $8.50. Yay inflation.

While doing all of that, I’ll watch motivational YouTube videos on my laptop that inspire me to fulfill my potential. The reason is simple: I need to stay inspired while running 12 different businesses with only $76 in my bank account. Otherwise, I’m probably not going to have the energy to continue this awesome lifestyle.

I’m extremely productive, thanks to my morning routine. So, if you want to be like me, consider incorporating some of the above habits into your own life. So what are you waiting for?

Start now.

Want to be notified whenever I publish a new article? Click here.

Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered health or lifestyle advice.