This Preposterous Week.

By Ian Francis

Mondays are reserved for rudeness and Tuesdays for posting pain,

Wednesdays if you get a break, grasp tightly at your ill gotten gains.

Thursdays are for covert compassion and laying fresh trip wires of deceit,

Fridays are for that fella, you know, the one you’ve always wanted to meet.

Remember, Saturdays are ‘Mad Hatter Days’ where they churn out all the fun,

And Sundays are the gun days and all your work here must be done.

So to recap, log every single hour of this preposterous week.

Accept “conditioned without thinking” and turn the other cheek,

Finally, don’t step out of line, get angry or come to blows,

It’s not worth it, they’ll just disappear you, to that place nobody knows.

Ian Francis January 2024