This is why cats rule the world

Gotta love them

Cats are charming, but that doesn’t withhold them from being the personification of Satan. You should trust me because I used to pretend I was a cat.

Don’t worry. I was 5 years old.

This causes cats to either hate me or love me. I must be some cat expert, right? So let’s talk about why cats are such arrogant and absolute brats.

Let’s take a look at human history. When the ancient Egyptians were walking the earth, cats were there, and they were always there. Pets in ancient Egypt? No, they were treated like descendants from the gods.

Cats were treated like holy creatures and probably deserved their pyramids.

Cats realized the power they had. They could make humans do everything they wanted: pet them, clean their toilets, give them food, carry them anywhere, and so much more. They must have thought that they ruled the world.

Did you know that cats always tend to sit higher than most humans? Mostly because that’s how cats define hierarchy. The cat that sits the highest is the leader, and the ones below them are inferior.

So that’s probably why all my cats want to lay on my sister’s head when she sleeps. (Sorry, Sanne)

I read a cat story on the internet lately that reminds me of the arrogance of those creatures. I’ll summarize it for you.

This old lady requested to have a portrait of Jesus Christ in her living room. The night she got it on her wall, she heard sounds coming from her living room. It appeared to be her cat that has taken down the picture and dragged it all around the house.

So that could either mean cats love Jesus Christ or, which I find most likely, they believe they are the holiest things in the world and anybody who pretends to be that needs to be removed.

But the thing that shook me most is the fact that cats see ghosts. My cat, taken care of by Sanne, appears to be looking at corners and walls for minutes and minutes in a manner that almost looks like they see something.

So that must be ghosts — a nice thing to know that my cat has paranormal gifts. I’m going to use her as a ghost detector.

So if you’re doubting getting a cat, you should. Get a cat and treat her like a goddess, and she’ll love you.

But if you get one that acts like Edward Scissorhands and cuts of your arms and legs everything you try to pet her, you really should get a cat too.

It’s worth the experience.

And if you still don’t have a reason to get yourself a cute little fluffball, they also take care of your spider and insect anxiety because if you’ve got a cat like mine, she smacks them and eats them. That’s convenient, right?

The article is based on humor and humor. Please don’t take anything serious that came out of my fingers. Cats are lovely.