This Is My First Story (Obviously)

I created a Medium account to write stories that people will read.
I plan on writing obvious things in an obvious manner because I’m Captain Obvious.
You might be surprised how many people write about not-so-obvious things or in not-so-obvious manners. If you need an example, look at politicians. If you need another one, look at Twitter. If you need a third one, you might need to take an obvious course. Sadly, I don’t sell such a course (yet).
However, there’s an obvious alternative, signing up for my Medium newsletter and hoping I’ll release the obvious course soon.
In the meantime, you have a choice to make.
Are you going to follow me or not?
Hint: You always have a choice in life, but the obvious thing to do right now is to follow me.
See you soon for more obvious statements!
Signed: Captain Obvious
PS: I plan on using the word “obvious” quite a lot. I think it’s for obvious reasons, and it doesn’t need additional explanations, but tell me in the comments if you think I should expand on the topic.
PPS: Obviously, I will use the word “obviously” quite a lot too.
PPPS: If there’s any obvious topic that you think requires my attention, please leave a comment.
