This Feels Like Tiny Little Elves Massaging Your Skin

Elves trained in shiatsu, and a partridge in a pear tree!

’Tis the season, my loves! It’s that time of year where we are generous and giving and thus, I shall share my greatest discovery.

And it is…Epsom Salt Baths.

Twelve Days of Awesome

Dudes, I thought they were for old people. I was super, super wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen, go to the store. Purchase a $5 bag of Epsom salts. Go home. Run a bath. Pour at least two cups of salt in the bath. Get into the bath.

And as you go, “holy crap, this does feel like a horde of tiny elves massaging my skin,” think of me. For this is my gift to you.

Happy holidays.