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I Doubled My Income Using This Simple Trick
Master the art of sending cold emails
You don’t need to spend thousands of dollars on an expensive business degree to become an entrepreneur. Nor do you need to be best friends with Jeff Bezos to pitch ideas to billionaires.
How do I know?
I’ve spent a lot of time perfecting the art of sending cold emails. They helped me purchase a yacht in Monaco and also improved my ability to make more money.
So with all of that in mind, I want to break down the cold email template that helps me make over a million dollars per year. Hopefully, it will be useful for you, as well.
Here Are Several Strategies I Use To Send Excellent Cold Emails:
1) Give the email a really boring subject line. Write something that will make the recipient fall asleep. Once you make people’s expectations really low, it’s easy to surpass them every single time.
2) Create a problem and sell the solution. Crash the stock market and sell insurance for the recipient’s portfolio. Or, consider creating a PR nightmare for your recipient and then offering PR crisis management services. The opportunities to make money on the internet are endless.
3) Give them a compelling reason to respond. A strategy I use is offering a 10% discount on any real-estate purchased in Malibu or the Hamptons. As you can imagine, it works like a charm because my target market is wealthy billionaires.
Steal This Email Template If You Want To Make More Money:
“Hello,
Can I have one million dollars? I’m a little desperate and really need the money to pay the remaining balance on the yacht that I financed in Monaco.
I’m not sure what you’d like in return. But since the stock market recently crashed, I’d be happy to call my buddies in Congress and give you a few stock picks based on upcoming legislation.
Please respond within 48 hours for a chance to win some free ice cream. Or, if you’d prefer a discount on real estate in California, I can offer that upon receiving a reply to this email.
Thanks and have a great day.”
Every year, I make a lot of money by emailing that template to thousands of people and hoping that someone is stupid (or rich) enough to give a million dollars to a stranger on the internet.
Of course, it’s difficult to make seven figures in such a short period of time. But thanks to the power of cold emails, I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered business, financial or legal advice.